# I Had Sex With Ricky MArtin **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 3, 2000, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-ricky-martin/12795 "2000-01-03T15:30:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2000, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-ricky-martin/12795/1 "2000-01-03T15:30:00Z")
No,of course I didn’t!And I wouldn’t even if he asked.This is my 1,000 post(it took me 3 months and a week to get here!).Any comments from friends or mentions of how anyone could find Ricky attractive are welcome! Love,Rose ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-ricky-martin/12795/2 "2000-01-03T15:41:00Z")
I think we all knew that was a joke since you aren’t a guy. Congrats on the big 4 digit wonder. * * * Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2000, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-ricky-martin/12795/3 "2000-01-03T15:44:00Z")
what,only guys like him? ---
**Author:** ![Cheese\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cheese\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheese_Head)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2000, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-ricky-martin/12795/4 "2000-01-03T15:44:00Z")
You don’t like Ricky? Who is a celebrity you do find sexy? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2000, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-ricky-martin/12795/5 "2000-01-03T15:45:00Z")
Joey Ramone… ---
**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-ricky-martin/12795/6 "2000-01-03T16:15:00Z")
Hey! What happened to your declaration of undying love for me?! ---
**Author:** ![dlv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dlv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dlv)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-ricky-martin/12795/7 "2000-01-03T16:52:00Z")
Ricky likes girls only platonically. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-ricky-martin/12795/8 "2000-01-03T17:30:00Z")
I was going to ask if Ricky Martin just has a little bump, like a Ken doll. He’s obviously been cloned from Ken by some mad scientist. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2000, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-ricky-martin/12795/9 "2000-01-04T06:23:00Z")
David B.provide a cite for that!And your not a celebrity.(actually David,my love for you"evolved"! 😉 And the title of this thread said sex,something different from love. (ilovebill) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2000, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-ricky-martin/12795/10 "2000-01-04T06:52:00Z")
I Did do 1,000 pretty fast(3 months).Thanks Mullinator. * * * We are on an irreversible path to democracy and freedom. But that could change-Dan Quayle ---
**Author:** ![fuzzy-wuzzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b38774/32.png) [@fuzzy-wuzzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzy-wuzzy)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-ricky-martin/12795/11 "2000-01-03T21:35:00Z")
So who is Ricky Martin? * * * “Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda ---
**Author:** ![Snark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Snark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snark)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2000, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-ricky-martin/12795/12 "2000-01-03T22:16:00Z")
Orangecakes, congratulations on your 1,000th post! BTW, if you try to write to me today, I can’t get on AOL to retrieve my mail until my sister-in-law gets off the other computer (I share an account). But congrats anyway! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-ricky-martin/12795/13 "2000-01-03T23:00:00Z")
Fuzzy, remember the group Menudo? He was one of the group - now all grown up. Now he sings some pop song and girls around the world are CRAZY about him. Screaming, fainting, throwing underwear - the usual. There is only one word in the English language that can describe Ricky Martin. YUCK. * * * OK, we have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart? =^…^= ---
**Author:** ![KeithM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@KeithM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KeithM)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2000, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-ricky-martin/12795/14 "2000-01-03T23:39:00Z")
My ex-wife went to an arts academy with a teen-age girl who lost her virginity to the lead singer of Depeche Mode after a concert. I guess it was an unpleasant experience. The guy kicked her out of the hotel room as soon as it was over, tossing her 50 bucks for cab fare. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-ricky-martin/12795/15 "2000-01-04T00:55:00Z")
No, guys do not like Ricky Martin. Or at least this guy doesn’t. He looks like he doesn’t have any genitalia and his hair is glued on. I don’t like Leonardo DiCaprio either. Seth Green, on the other hand… _licks lips_🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2000, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-ricky-martin/12795/16 "2000-01-04T02:35:00Z")
If I ever met Ricky Martin in person, I’d smash his teeth down his throat the instant he smiled. Am I the only one who can’t stand that smile? – Sylence * * * I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-ricky-martin/12795/17 "2000-01-04T03:34:00Z")
Ricky Martin with no teeth: Livin’ la boca loca. ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2000, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-ricky-martin/12795/18 "2000-01-04T03:39:00Z")
Ken has a bump? Congratulations. All the little posts add up (like this) so never fail to congratulate.I haven’t checked, but it might be appropriate to add a picture to TM after 1000 posts ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-ricky-martin/12795/19 "2000-01-04T03:43:00Z")
orangecakes: your homepage address is ok on the profile [http://www.homestead.com/abbie4ever/index.html](http://www.homestead.com/abbie4ever/index.html) but clicking it gives an error, cut and paste works ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2000, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-ricky-martin/12795/20 "2000-01-04T03:50:00Z")
I wished I’d slept THROUGH Ricky Martin, but, modern life permeating yer skull whether ya like it or not, the tripe still registers. On a more distinguished note: orangecakes, your vida est muy loco ! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-sex-with-ricky-martin/12795.md?page=2)