# I had to change my way of food shopping because of the new small bags

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-to-change-my-way-of-food-shopping-because-of-the-new-small-bags/766756>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 24, 2016, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-to-change-my-way-of-food-shopping-because-of-the-new-small-bags/766756 "2016-09-24T19:51:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-to-change-my-way-of-food-shopping-because-of-the-new-small-bags/766756/121 "2016-10-07T15:49:38Z")

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He could get freeze-dried derp. Easier to schlep home in little bags.

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-to-change-my-way-of-food-shopping-because-of-the-new-small-bags/766756/122 "2016-10-07T17:20:29Z")

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> [@elfkin477](#):
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> There’s no such thing as a bus only for walking.

Sure, you say that, but the last time I tried to take my motorcycle onto the bus the driver yelled at me!

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-to-change-my-way-of-food-shopping-because-of-the-new-small-bags/766756/123 "2016-10-07T17:47:54Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> I am going to guess that most of what **cg16** eats is derp-fried.

He eats while watching two half hour programs, because a one hour program is too long.

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**Author:** ![Canadjun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/76d3ee/32.png) [@Canadjun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadjun)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-to-change-my-way-of-food-shopping-because-of-the-new-small-bags/766756/124 "2016-10-07T18:15:22Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> He could get freeze-dried derp. Easier to schlep home in little bags.

little ass-bags in particular.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-to-change-my-way-of-food-shopping-because-of-the-new-small-bags/766756/125 "2016-10-07T19:22:21Z")

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> [@purplehearingaid](#):
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> I carried my grocery 10 blocks when I was 9 months pregnant and had to walk 10 blocks to get the store and I didn’t whine about it and we didn’t even have computers to whine about it !

“Uphill both ways! And if I wanted to whine, I had to go BACK to the store to make sure I had a blanket thick enough to use for smoke signals! Either that, or open a window and scream my fucking head off!”

I’ll get off of your lawn now.

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**Author:** ![purplehearingaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@purplehearingaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehearingaid)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-to-change-my-way-of-food-shopping-because-of-the-new-small-bags/766756/126 "2016-10-07T20:18:09Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> “Uphill both ways! And if I wanted to whine, I had to go BACK to the store to make sure I had a blanket thick enough to use for smoke signals! Either that, or open a window and scream my fucking head off!”
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> I’ll get off of your lawn now.

If you want to look like a fuckhead that your business !

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