# I Hate all of you. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 21, 2002, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-all-of-you/124973 "2002-08-21T19:16:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![furnishesq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/977dab/32.png) [@furnishesq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furnishesq)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-all-of-you/124973/1 "2002-08-21T19:16:49Z")
I hate all of you, with your brilliant little postings, think you all are so much smarter than the person posted before. . . Get a life all of you. . . That said, I love this Message Board and all of you really make me think and enjoy the day. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-all-of-you/124973/2 "2002-08-21T19:36:57Z")
I feel that your username is a bit disingenuous, kind sir, as I have failed to receive any “q” whatsoever. I slay me ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-all-of-you/124973/3 "2002-08-21T19:40:02Z")
Hmm, **Beeblebrox** , I took it as a command. **Furnish Esq.!** ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-all-of-you/124973/4 "2002-08-21T19:41:55Z")
Damn I’m only smarter then 3 people on this board. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-all-of-you/124973/5 "2002-08-21T19:42:57Z")
Would that make me smarter than only 2 people? ---
**Author:** ![Anaximenes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e99b99/32.png) [@Anaximenes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaximenes)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-all-of-you/124973/6 "2002-08-21T20:33:05Z")
Well **Furnishesq,** I hate you too. I hate your name. I hate that you registered on 10/26/00. I hate that you have made 63 posts. I hate that you make 0.09 posts per day. I hate that you hate me. I hate your hair. I hate your eyes. I hate your shoes. I hate your face. I hate your pets. If you don’t have any pets, I hate that too. I hate your home. I hate your car. I hate your parents. I hate your small genitals. I hate your kids. If they aren’t born yet, I’ll hate them when they are. I hate the way you smell. I hate the way you walk. I hate the jokes you tell. I hate the way you eat soup. I hate what you drink. I hate your clothes. I hate your nose. I hate your ears. I hate your singing. I hate your poetry. I hate the movies you watch. I hate how you talk. I hate your laugh. I hate all of your uncles. I hate all of your aunts. I hate your grandparents. I hate your favorite color. I hate the color of your poo. I hate where you live. I hate the way you make “whoopy” or whatever the hell you call it. In short, I hate everything about you. I hope you live the rest of your live in pain and agony. I hope you die broke and friendless in the gutter. And I will continue to HATE YOU for all time! :mad: And since some wise-ass will ask “Yeah, but how do you really feel…” I have to admit that I forgot who I was writing this to. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-all-of-you/124973/7 "2002-08-21T20:38:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by D\_Odds \* > \*\*Would that make me smarter than only 2 people? \*\* Hehe, the hamsters like me more. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-all-of-you/124973/8 "2002-08-21T20:47:19Z")
I ate all of you too. Burp. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-all-of-you/124973/9 "2002-08-21T20:53:49Z")
I should be saying that. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-all-of-you/124973/10 "2002-08-21T20:58:03Z")
If you are **Furnish, Esq** , let me know how Elton John’s getting on. ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-all-of-you/124973/11 "2002-08-21T22:28:21Z")
Since when it **that** Furnish an Esq.? He [used to be in advertising](http://davidfurnish.com/davidbio.htm), you know, back when he needed his own career. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-all-of-you/124973/12 "2002-08-21T23:22:38Z")
I hate me, too. ---
**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-all-of-you/124973/13 "2002-08-21T23:33:43Z")
Well I _ **LOVE** _ all of you, so there! 😛 sorry for the hijack ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-all-of-you/124973/14 "2002-08-21T23:48:30Z")
Hey! Is this an actual rant, or what? Make up your mind, man! If it’s a real rant, it sucks. If it’s not, you’re in the wrong freakin’ forum. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2002, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-all-of-you/124973/15 "2002-08-22T14:00:19Z")
But I hate you most of all, Scarecrow! ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2002, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-all-of-you/124973/16 "2002-08-22T14:12:45Z")
Well I hate the ones that haven’t even joined yet. ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2002, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-all-of-you/124973/17 "2002-08-22T14:41:18Z")
I hate hate. Um, my head just exploded. Now what? ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2002, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-all-of-you/124973/18 "2002-08-22T16:27:49Z")
I hate exploded heads. ---
**Author:** ![december](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@december](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/december)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2002, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-all-of-you/124973/19 "2002-08-22T16:36:16Z")
_I Hate Hamlet_ A comedy by Paul Rudnick ---
**Author:** ![SpaceDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spacedog/32/9932_2.png) [@SpaceDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpaceDog)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2002, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-all-of-you/124973/20 "2002-08-22T17:22:21Z")
Hang on, isn’t hate speech against pit rules? 😉 SD [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-all-of-you/124973.md?page=2)