# I HATE Apples.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-apples/474063>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 23, 2008, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-apples/474063 "2008-11-23T02:50:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![criminey.jicket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@criminey.jicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminey.jicket)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-apples/474063/41 "2008-11-24T12:40:12Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Braeburn, Fuji and Gala are all good. I sit down with an apple and a sharp pocket knife and cut off slices one at a time to eat. Not a fan of just chomping into them.

We’re Gala, Braeburn, Fuji fans. They must be cold, not room temperature.

My husband is a wedge slicer. I have perfected the Silent Stare at his apple, then the Long Look into his eyes. He offers me a slice, which I take with a 😃 and a “Thanks, hon!”

I made baked apples a few weeks ago to celebrate (heh) a fresh, new package of cinnamon in the house. Brown sugar. Lots of walnuts. Mmmmmm.

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**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-apples/474063/42 "2008-11-24T13:43:51Z")

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> [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](#):
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> HCs are THE BEST APPLE EVER CREATED. They are so good as to seem unreal. Be careful about revealing your true location. Once the Apples of Perfections are ready for harvest, it is likely that I will come live with you. I am not kidding.

Heh. I live in Minnesota. Just try to get away from Honeycrisps up here - you can’t. (They were engineered at the University of Minnesota.) They are quite tasty.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-apples/474063/43 "2008-11-24T20:47:17Z")

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About three years ago, I went to the supermarket on my lunch break and found an apple called “Ambrosia.”

Changed my life, it did. I’ve tried convincing the produce managers at all the other chains to carry them, but without much success.

I find them superior to Honeycrisps, too.

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**Author:** ![Iggins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Iggins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggins)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-apples/474063/44 "2008-11-24T21:42:37Z")

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I’ll eat any apple (even Red Dels), the crisper the better, sweet or sour. I could eat three a day. I’m confident that I’ve averaged an apple a day for my entire life.

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**Author:** ![lizardling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@lizardling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lizardling)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-apples/474063/45 "2008-11-25T03:35:26Z")

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Hate Red Deliciouses. Mushy and flavorless IMO.

Give me your Fujis, your Galas, your Granny Smith, your Braeburns…

Nice and crispy first off. Then sweet or tart is good, but don’t make it meh flavor.

(now, let’s talk melon if you want to talk hate-ons… :D)

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**Author:** ![michelescornell\_comcast.net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8491ac/32.png) [@michelescornell\_comcast.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/michelescornell_comcast.net)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2017, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-apples/474063/46 "2017-08-02T23:17:41Z")

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I will not eat a raw apple but I do like them cooked. Apple pie, Apple crisp, Applesauce etc

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**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2017, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-apples/474063/47 "2017-08-03T01:46:20Z")

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Love Galas, Pink Ladies, and Honey Crisps.

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple.

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