# I hate being an invisible minority...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-being-an-invisible-minority/96210>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 30, 2001, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-being-an-invisible-minority/96210 "2001-11-30T22:40:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-being-an-invisible-minority/96210/41 "2001-12-05T03:42:23Z")

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> (trying to work in PEN and CHAIN, but getting nowhere)

I’m gonna go with “PENetrate” for the former, and if you can’t figure out a way to work chains into gay sex, then you’re just not trying. Those pens are usually on BALL chains, aren’t they?

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-being-an-invisible-minority/96210/42 "2001-12-05T08:09:26Z")

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> _Originally posted by **Oicu812** _
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> And just WHERE is your blue feather?

Guess you hadn’t heard about the tattoo, then… 😉

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-being-an-invisible-minority/96210/43 "2001-12-05T12:42:32Z")

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Spill the beans! Which anatomical portion? \*\<;o)

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-being-an-invisible-minority/96210/44 "2001-12-05T13:02:08Z")

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Maybe you could try to start a disco revolution and wear your shirt unbuttoned down to there and fill it in with lots and lots of shiney gold chains and medallions and stuff…perhaps a scorpion or two. 😉

It would get you noticed for sure. After that you’re on your own.

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**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-being-an-invisible-minority/96210/45 "2001-12-05T14:09:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Otto \*  
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> > (trying to work in PEN and CHAIN, but getting nowhere)
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> I’m gonna go with “PENetrate” for the former, and if you can’t figure out a way to work chains into gay sex, then you’re just not trying. Those pens are usually on BALL chains, aren’t they? \*\*

I was actually looking for a Penn and Teller joke in there, but I stopped when the smoke coming out of my ears set off the fire alarm.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-being-an-invisible-minority/96210/46 "2001-12-05T14:22:56Z")

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Beats the alternative. You get bumped into a lot more when you’re in the invisible majority.

Then again, that might not be a bad thing…

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