# I hate Chuck Norris

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-chuck-norris/495001>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 1, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-chuck-norris/495001 "2009-05-01T18:42:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-chuck-norris/495001/41 "2009-05-02T19:50:40Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Bill Brasky taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child.

And, presumably, not to confuse the two.

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-chuck-norris/495001/42 "2009-05-02T19:53:51Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> There, I said it.
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> It needed to be said.
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> Bruce Lee is all that \*and \*a bag of potato chips.
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> Chuck Norris wouldn’t even exist if it wasn’t for Bruce Lee.

I hear ya. I’m there with you. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris is nourished by our hate. That’s some catch, that Catch-22.

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**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-chuck-norris/495001/43 "2009-05-04T20:19:50Z")

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It’s the best there is.

When Chuck Norris gets ready to go to sleep, he checks under the bed for Bruce Campbell.

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