# I hate Coldfire **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 24, 2000, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-coldfire/15153 "2000-03-24T13:37:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-coldfire/15153/41 "2000-03-25T15:17:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Cristi: > \*\*What in Goddess’ name are you people _whining_ about? I live in Flint. That’s right. Flint, Michigan. > > **I hate you all.** 😃 > > \*\* Oh no Cristi don’t feel that way! I would love to head up to Flint and visit you. I won’t go this weekend-- Nice, sunny 75 degrees out on the Florida Gulf Coast. I’ve travelled around most parts of the world and I’ve always had something good to say about most of where I’ve been. I’m sure a down home coastie Southerner like me can appreciate a place like Flint. So tell me, Cristi, how are the beaches there? 😃 _:::Ready to dodge Krist’s well-aimed brick:::_ * * * _…send lawyers, guns, and money…_ ``` Warren Zevon ``` ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-coldfire/15153/42 "2000-03-25T20:18:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by weirddave: > **I can get from the Mountains to the sea in 3 hours here in Maryland, which is good.** I assume you are referring to the Appalachians? Feh! They’re not tall enough to be called foothills! Most of 'em aren’t even a mile high! I say, you can’t call it a mountain if you have no trouble breathing at the summit. Try the Colorado Rockies. Try the Sierras. THOSE are mountains. 😛 * * * Feel free to correct me at any time. But don’t be surprised if I try to correct you. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-coldfire/15153/43 "2000-03-25T20:21:00Z")
Any bets on how long it’s gonna take for CanadianSue to mosey in here and start bragging about **her** mountains? Ummm…the Canadian mountains, that is. \< ducking \> * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-coldfire/15153/44 "2000-03-25T21:56:00Z")
If I get elected, I pledge to tear down the Canadian Rockies and build a mall and parking lot on that site. The Canadian Rockies? That eyesore has to go! ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-coldfire/15153/45 "2000-03-25T22:04:00Z")
Let me get that for you Sue… Ahhhhh yes… the majestic Canadian Rockies. The wildlife, the clean crisp air, the open space, the unspoiled forests, the heavenly clear blue lakes and sparkling streams… I think I’ll go fishing now… ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-coldfire/15153/46 "2000-03-25T22:06:00Z")
I will reserve comment on Sue’s mountains. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-coldfire/15153/47 "2000-03-26T02:29:00Z")
I would like to express my great concern about this thread being significantly longer that the \ ***I Love Coldfire** /i] thread. Ah, CRAP!! I should have posted that to the OTHER thread, right? Anyway, for what it is worth, I hate your collective guts too 😃 * * * **Coldfire** _Voted **Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk** _ * * * _ **"You know how complex women are"** _ - Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-coldfire/15153/48 "2000-03-26T05:36:00Z")
Jab, Oh your’re right of course. But I’ll tell ya what, c’mon over, we’ll drive western Maryland, climb those hills, agree that they pale in comparison to the Rocky Mountains, and then I’ll shove you off. They’re not REAL mountains, so it shouldn’t hurt REAL bad, right? 🙂 * * * Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-coldfire/15153/49 "2000-03-26T15:39:00Z")
Bluepony, there is a special circle in Hell for people like you. Come up here and visit it. Please! Coldfire: I don’t really hate you. But you know, the speaking four languages thing, the Formula 1 thing, the being able to travel to different countires in a few minutes…well, okay. Maybe I do hate you. 🙂 * * * This space blank, until Wally thinks up something cool to put here. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-coldfire/15153/50 "2000-03-27T06:42:00Z")
Why thank you Smugly… hmmm Sealemon… my mountains? well let me see, I do believe you were the one who came to Canada, sans jacket in October, knowing full well you were heading up to the mountains. Now wasnt that great Canadian hospitality I showed offering you the warmth of wool in the -23 temps. 😉 and Wally… you can run around out west in your gown anytime hon… we westerners love that fashion statement. * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-coldfire/15153/51 "2000-03-27T06:50:00Z")
CS: Not my fault. I was warm getting on the plane then, because I was wearing _jean,._ not shorts. Down here, snow is that stuff you see on the TV screen at 3 in the morning. I’d also like to thank you for turning on the heat long enough to melt the icicles in the house when I was there. Just kidding. They didn’t melt. 🙂 * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-coldfire/15153/52 "2000-03-27T06:51:00Z")
I’ve got the best of both the old and the new worlds… …but I’ve also got a big-ass nuclear-powered boat, too. Greece! Here I come in three days!!! * * * Voted **Best Sport** And narrowly averted the despised moniker **Smiley Master** Forward deployed until 18AUG00 ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-coldfire/15153/53 "2000-03-26T19:11:00Z")
Oh, I forgot… **Whoo-hoo!!** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-coldfire/15153.md?page=2)