# I hate Conservatives. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 4, 2010, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059 "2010-10-04T23:06:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/221 "2010-10-25T09:15:08Z")
> [@Morella](#): > > What is wrong with that? Doesn’t the 2nd amendment say that a militia is necessary? What is funny is that you quoted that selectively enough to leave out the words “well-regulated”. > [@](#): > > That’s hilarious…is if the rest of the world has anything that the US can’t do without. True, America is entirely self-sufficient in terms of its energy needs and manufactured goods. Everyone knows that America only imports stuff from China because we feel sorry for them. And of course it only exports stuff to show the rest of the world how awesome we are. America could run just fine with an entirely self-contained economy. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Morella](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Morella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morella)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/222 "2010-10-25T10:30:44Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > What is funny is that you quoted that selectively enough to leave out the words “well-regulated”. Do you know what “well-regulated” means? > [@](#): > > True, America is entirely self-sufficient in terms of its energy needs and manufactured goods. Everyone knows that America only imports stuff from China because we feel sorry for them. And of course it only exports stuff to show the rest of the world how awesome we are. America could run just fine with an entirely self-contained economy. We import crap from China because it is cheaper. That does not mean that we couldn’t tool up and make things in the US. It might take some time, but we could do it. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/223 "2010-10-25T11:05:08Z")
> [@Morella](#): > > Do you know what “well-regulated” means? Do you? > [@](#): > > We import crap from China because it is cheaper. That does not mean that we couldn’t tool up and make things in the US. It might take some time, but we could do it. Using whose oil? ---
**Author:** ![Morella](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Morella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morella)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/224 "2010-10-25T11:53:46Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > Do you know what “well-regulated” means? > > Do you? Yes. I do. > [@](#): > > Using whose oil? How about mine? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/225 "2010-10-25T12:12:45Z")
> [@Morella](#): > > Yes. I do. And you feel that the the militias **Jacq** mentions are “well-regulated” in that same sense? > [@](#): > > How about mine? You have enough oil to not only supply the country’s current enormous needs but also the vastly increased demands of a newly-revived heavy manufacturing industry? Where have you been hiding _that_? ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/226 "2010-10-29T09:51:26Z")
And really… I wish I could lock Hellestal in a room with a Tibetan after all the bullshit that racist scumbag said about how it’s “racist” for America to want their jobs to not go to China. China’s okay to do whatever they gotta do to grow their economy, but us? We can’t do shit but bend over and take whatever China does. Fuck that. THIS is why I despise globalism. Name me one nation whose people don’t look out primarily for themselves. Hellestal couldn’t do that. ---
**Author:** ![What\_the](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f4b2a3/32.png) [@What\_the](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_the)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/227 "2010-10-29T12:22:04Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > They can’t argue worth crap, they’re always evasive, they distort things and they don’t give a rip about America’s working class. > > They yap endlessly about patriotism but when the chips come down they slam patriotism as “protectionism”. It’s because of these guys that we have American flags made in China. > > Conservatives are like watching a really bad cartoon. A groaner per second is a good day for these guys. They don’t think anything exists outside of laissez-faire capitalism and a good bombing of some swarthy people. Or whoever is the new black. > > Arguing with them is pointless. I sincerely wish we could ship them off to another world and let them live by their ideals so everyone else can actually enjoy progress. But then we’d wind up sending them aid when all hell breaks loose. > > ARGH… Don’t forget that they are such haters! Don’t you just hate haters!! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2010, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/228 "2010-10-29T12:27:27Z")
Ah, hell, **What the…** I’m the guy that hates the people who hate the haters! I mean, I’d like to make an exception in your case, but that would be inconsistent. Shit! ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/229 "2010-10-30T02:14:34Z")
“Don’t hate Conservatives! Don’t hate Conservatives!” says the sheep. Meanwhile, the wolf says… > **[Republican congressional candidate says violent overthrow of Obama government...](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322913/Republican-congressional-candidate-says-violent-overthrow-Obama-government-table.html?ito=feeds-newsxml)** > > In a rambling TV interview, South Dallas pastor Stephen Broden said he would not rule out action if elections did not produce leadership change. “Republican congressional candidate says violent overthrow of Obama government is ‘on the table’” ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/230 "2010-10-30T03:36:49Z")
So…you want to be as much of a brainless idiot as this guy, ehe? Well, you are doing a hell of a job. Fight ignorance and stupidity with more ignorance and stupidity FTW! -XT ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/231 "2010-10-30T09:04:22Z")
Meh. Needs more “sheeple”. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/232 "2010-10-30T21:29:24Z")
While liberals get mad because all I do is hate Conservatives: Right wingers falsely arresting a newspaper editor: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Xsk3kc2PA2k/hqdefault.jpg "Joe Miller's security handcuffs journalist at town hall") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsk3kc2PA2k) Right wingers mocking a Parkinson’s disease victim: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/6ik4f1dRbP8/hqdefault.jpg "Tea Partiers Mock And Scorn Apparent Parkinson's Victim") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ik4f1dRbP8) Tea Partiers stomping on a woman for protesting Rand Paul: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/LNzhZf1mYZQ/hqdefault.jpg "Tea Party Patriots Stomp Protester") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNzhZf1mYZQ) “We are a Christian nation!!!” and other right wing bullshit: [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/S38VioxnBaI/hqdefault.jpg "TEA PARTY RACISM: What The Media Won't Show You About Teabagger Racism") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S38VioxnBaI) And more hate you should REALLY be concerned about: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/z5pdwTQ4xA8/maxresdefault.jpg "Tea Party Violence: Teabagger Tries To Kill Man With Obama Bumper Sticker") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5pdwTQ4xA8) Tea Partiers showing their respect for the 1st Amendment: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/mVD5pdS9EOw/hqdefault.jpg "Protester Assaulted by Violent Tea Party Members at Palin McCain Rally") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVD5pdS9EOw) More Tea Party ‘love’: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/KdyGhE7zH6U/hqdefault.jpg "Here Are the Most Outrageous Signs From Tea Bag Protests") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdyGhE7zH6U) So you liberals go ahead and let the Tea Partiers continue to bully you. Don’t fight back. Be their bitch. Now you understand part of why you’re losing this election. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/233 "2010-10-30T21:44:30Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > So you liberals go ahead and let the Tea Partiers continue to bully you. Don’t fight back. Be their bitch. Now you understand part of why you’re losing this election. Liberals aren’t losing the election. DEMOCRATS are. Pathetically so, to be sure, but the Democratic Party isn’t very liberal (on the whole.) ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/234 "2010-10-30T22:55:36Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > While liberals get mad because all I do is hate Conservatives If you think that your opposition to right-wingers is what we find most objectionable about you, there really is no reasoning with you. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2010, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/235 "2010-10-30T23:22:21Z")
[QUOTE=Le Jacquelope] So you liberals go ahead and let the Tea Partiers continue to bully you. Don’t fight back. Be their bitch. Now you understand part of why you’re losing this election. [/QUOTE] You are, frankly, one of the 5 stupidest people it’s been my displeasure to know, even remotely. You are disingenuous, you outright lie, you don’t have even the basic grasp of any subject I’ve seen you involved in a discussion about…in short you are a clueless fuck with out 2 brain cells to rub together. And I’m being generous here. That you think that 'dopers just let the Tea Party walk all over them and don’t fight back just shows how absolutely clueless you are. That you think this this is why you have sparked an almost visceral dislike from posters that span the spectrum of political thought not just in the US but everywhere shows that you have the intelligence and linguistic grasp of a particularly stupid piece of belly lint from a deranged rednecks least favorite sow. I don’t often long for any 'doper to get banned. Even posters I dislike fervently and who I disagree categorically I don’t want to see banned (with one exception…and ironically, he’s a lot like you). In your case, however, I long for the day that I see BANNED under your name. I just wish that the mods could kick your puppy as well… -XT ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2010, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/236 "2010-11-04T21:33:38Z")
So how is all that lovey dovey “don’t hate them” bullshit working out? Did y’all liberals like what happened this last Tuesday? Make no mistake you guys lost a whopping _700_ stateside elections and 60 Congressional seats because you lacked the balls to ENERGIZE YOUR BASE and confront these right wing fucktards. Enjoy the consequences. Now the Republicans are going to gerrymander you out of existence for the next decade. You’re gonna have to wait until the ongoing sea change in racial demographics wipe the Right out… which will take another 10-40 years… ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2010, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/237 "2010-11-04T21:38:03Z")
Look at the lure in the water…SOOOOOO SHINNY…! The combination of chicken-little, holier than thou and trolling is really unpleasant, but it’s your ignorant arrogance and stuck up the ass self importance that really completely the ensemble. It will be a pleasure to see you banned or possibly flame out and leave in a huff. Not sure which of those would be better, but I’m pretty sure I can see how this dance will play out… -XT ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2010, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/238 "2010-11-04T23:14:52Z")
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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/239 "2010-11-05T10:20:32Z")
> [@xtisme](#): > > Look at the lure in the water…SOOOOOO SHINNY…! He doesn’t have a lure. He’s got worms. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/240 "2010-11-05T15:59:56Z")
Don’t get mad at me, losers. Get mad because you tried to be civil with the Right and they stuffed your bumhole with a telephone pole. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059.md?page=13)