# I hate Conservatives. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 4, 2010, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059 "2010-10-04T23:06:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/461 "2011-01-06T12:12:10Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I can has ignore now? One of us! One of us! One of us! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/462 "2011-01-06T15:39:23Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > John Headcase do you ever get a headache from banging your face into the keyboard like that? I thought you had him on ignore, thus rendering him **POWERLESS**. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/463 "2011-01-06T15:42:08Z")
Yeah, he said he put him on ignore earlier, but it’s pretty obvious that he didn’t. Poor John…still not among the ranks of the Le JacAssALope ignored. (BTW, isn’t there some kind of rule or something about telling people you are putting them on ignore? I seem to recall mods coming down on folks for that in the past) -XT ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/464 "2011-01-06T16:19:49Z")
The rule does not apply in the Pit. In the other forums, yes. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/465 "2011-01-06T16:20:14Z")
> [@xtisme](#): > > (BTW, isn’t there some kind of rule or something about telling people you are putting them on ignore? I seem to recall mods coming down on folks for that in the past) > > -XT It’s OK in the Pit, and **Le Jacque-Off** has been Warned for transgressing the rule in GD. It seems he has pretty much run his script, and has little else to say. Maybe he will get a pony trainer to help him out, maybe not. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/466 "2011-01-06T16:37:32Z")
Yeah, I asked the same question in ATMB and got the exact same answer. Good to know. -XT ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/467 "2011-01-06T20:24:24Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > I thought you had him on ignore, thus rendering him **POWERLESS**. If I see that he’s posted something I just taunt him and wind him up some more. But I’m sure you don’t understand a word of what I just said. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/468 "2011-01-06T20:27:30Z")
You admitted freely that you are a troll. That’s really no surprise to anyone in this thread. -XT ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/469 "2011-01-06T20:31:18Z")
I’m so wound up, I just don’t know what to do! ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/470 "2011-01-06T20:35:29Z")
Oh, that’s just great. Poke John Headcase and make him salve his wounded ego with more lashing out. At this point he can’t even help it. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/471 "2011-01-06T21:19:49Z")
I need to do something to help my bruised ego. I know… I’ll go buy some cheap shit made in China! That always makes me feel better. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/472 "2011-01-06T21:25:02Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > If I see that he’s posted something I just taunt him and wind him up some more. > > But I’m sure you don’t understand a word of what I just said. Exactly how many angels can dance on your head? ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/473 "2011-01-09T07:07:30Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > Exactly how many angels can dance on your head? About the same number that have to escort you across the street every morning so you don’t get run over by a parked bus. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/474 "2011-01-09T17:13:48Z")
It only took you three days to think of a comeback. Well done. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/475 "2011-01-15T03:01:54Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > It only took you three days to think of a comeback. Well done. And I intentionally waited another 5 days to give you an idea of how worthy of my time you are, Lord Rashtard. That is, you’re not worth the time. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/476 "2011-01-17T10:50:10Z")
Hey, those insult-versions-of-poster-names don’t come easy. I mean, “Lord Rashtard” - clearly that required some slow and careful deliberation and possibly consultation with a focus group of second-graders before unleashing it upon you. And you should be grateful that he took the time to tell you that you’re not worth the time. Because otherwise we wouldn’t have had the benefit of his last post and the world would be a much poorer place for it. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/477 "2011-01-17T13:26:54Z")
I just skipped to the last page of this thread and honestly thought there was a user named Shit-For-Brains. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/478 "2011-01-17T14:29:47Z")
You were correct. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2011, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/479 "2011-01-17T18:38:11Z")
> [@Le\_Jacquelope](#): > > And I intentionally waited another 5 days to give you an idea of how worthy of my time you are, Lord Rashtard. > > That is, you’re not worth the time. Seeing as how you’ve been plotting for the last five days to bump this thread and make fun of my user name, it would seem that I am worthy of your time. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Jacquelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Le\_Jacquelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Jacquelope)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2011, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059/480 "2011-01-23T13:30:10Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > Seeing as how you’ve been plotting for the last five days Have you been sniffing paint glue? That’s the only way you could ever hope to conclude that you’re worth my time to plot anything. I simply didn’t bother to respond to a thread that has your name as the last responder. You think WAY too highly of yourself. Especially for someone who can’t even answer the simple question of what benefits offshoring supposedly has for the working class. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-conservatives/556059.md?page=25)