# I hate Enterprise **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 12, 2002, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-enterprise/142358 "2002-12-12T23:40:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-enterprise/142358/61 "2002-12-15T00:40:38Z")
To call her acting wooden would be an insult to wood ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-enterprise/142358/62 "2002-12-15T05:13:33Z")
“Now, whenever anybody gets wood, they’ll think of Trojans” – Ned Flanders ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-enterprise/142358/63 "2002-12-16T12:12:46Z")
I haven’t watched the show much, but I saw a commercial recently saying that the next episode of _Enterprise_ was going to be about a mysterious illness that threatened the crew, and that the one after that was going to be about a transporter accident that did weird things to someone. Wow. Where _do_ they get their far-out ideas from? ---
**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-enterprise/142358/64 "2002-12-16T15:23:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by astro \* > \*\*God she _was_ a terrible actress wasn’t she? \*\* I beg to differ… after she ripped off the bottom of her dress and ended with the mini-skirt and had to sit adjacent to the camera, exposing her legs, Mrs. Prefect said, “Look, she is barely keeping a straight face.” Since the actor didn’t burst out into laughter, or tears, she wasn’t all that bad… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-enterprise/142358/65 "2002-12-16T16:36:31Z")
Enterprise: To half-heartedly go where we’ve gone lots of times before, and drag an addicted audience with us. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-enterprise/142358/66 "2002-12-16T18:33:25Z")
Enterprise: Eh, we’ll boldly go sometime next year… ---
**Author:** ![emarkp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3be4f8/32.png) [@emarkp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emarkp)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-enterprise/142358/67 "2002-12-16T21:35:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pythagras \* > Voyager and Enterprise are the cancer that feasts on one of the greatest (if not the greatest) science-fiction seri (whats the plural of series) ever. At least in Voyager I can cheer for the Borg. Don’t worry, I’m sure Enterprise will run into the Borg this season or next (if not cancelled). But hey, I stopped watching after Season 2 started, so they may have **already** done it… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-enterprise/142358/68 "2002-12-17T02:51:37Z")
Who cares what any of you think? They’ve got Vulcan’s in skin tight clothes! They’ve broadened the demographic to horney frat boys and they’re going to make a mint! No, wait. The frat boys just switched to the Playboy channel. Never mind. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-enterprise/142358.md?page=3)