# I hate it when this happens in D&D!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-it-when-this-happens-in-d-d/778817>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 2, 2017, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-it-when-this-happens-in-d-d/778817 "2017-02-02T14:20:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-it-when-this-happens-in-d-d/778817/1 "2017-02-02T14:20:54Z")

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[http://imgc-cn.artprintimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/89/8928/PP8R300Z/posters/joe-dator-oh-sorry-i-think-i-just-butt-summoned-you-new-yorker-cartoon.jpg](http://imgc-cn.artprintimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/89/8928/PP8R300Z/posters/joe-dator-oh-sorry-i-think-i-just-butt-summoned-you-new-yorker-cartoon.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-it-when-this-happens-in-d-d/778817/2 "2017-02-02T20:07:41Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> [http://imgc-cn.artprintimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/89/8928/PP8R300Z/posters/joe-dator-oh-sorry-i-think-i-just-butt-summoned-you-new-yorker-cartoon.jpg](http://imgc-cn.artprintimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/89/8928/PP8R300Z/posters/joe-dator-oh-sorry-i-think-i-just-butt-summoned-you-new-yorker-cartoon.jpg)

…and yet failed to summon his butt.

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-it-when-this-happens-in-d-d/778817/3 "2017-02-02T21:08:34Z")

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'Ave some more of this.  
'Ave some more of this.  
'Asmodeus…