# I hate it when.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2001, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-it-when/57115 "2001-03-07T15:18:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![inor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f475e1/32.png) [@inor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inor)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2001, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-it-when/57115/41 "2001-03-09T14:17:28Z")
and I have no idea why. But could you be Tuesday? I always forget how to spell Wednesday. Way to pereptrate what is possibly the biggest hijack I have seen to date- I’m really impressed and you just rode another notch in my esteem book regarding the idea of switching it from g and m to g and w, I thinnk I like you I think I really, really do. Think of the children we’ll have. I’m geting positively misty. You absolute dear. ---
**Author:** ![inor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f475e1/32.png) [@inor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inor)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2001, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-it-when/57115/42 "2001-03-09T14:18:47Z")
::weepy sniff:: ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2001, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-it-when/57115/43 "2001-03-09T14:29:30Z")
Okay, I’m SO sorry to have hijacked this thread. I tend to get off on rambling tangents in conversations too. Imagine how frustrating this must be for my co-workers. Boss: How’s that paper coming? Me: Did you ever notice how everyone’s phone rings with a different sound? Besides, while I feel sort of bad about changing the topic squishy farts and carpet fucking were hardly things that were condusive to staying directly ON topic. Therefore, I feel I must inform you that you may NOT call me Tuesday. Here’s the deal: Monday’s child is full of grace, Tuesday’s child is fair of face, Wednesday’s child is full of woe, Thursday’s child is something that rhymes with woe… It has to do with a nursery rhyme regarding the day on which a child is born. Wednesday Addams got her name thusly. I was also born on a Wednesday and therefore we’re like…soul sisters, dammit. Now…back to your regularly scheduled conversation about shitting your undies and shagging the shag. -L P.S. When are we having the ceremony? ---
**Author:** ![inor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f475e1/32.png) [@inor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inor)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-it-when/57115/44 "2001-03-09T14:46:52Z")
hmmmmhmmmhummmhhuummmmhhmmmmmm :inor, humming and putting **Sexy** down in his book of people he likes and would lick:: hmmmhummmhmmmhmmm Well, I don’t care when, but I really do think we need to get busy planning the other details, like what we’re not going to wear. That sort of thing. \>\>\>\>\>\> **Sexy** \<\<\<\<\<\<\< (Knifey hug- my first act of love. way sniff) ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2001, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-it-when/57115/45 "2001-03-09T14:53:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by inor \* > \*\*Well, I don’t care when, but I really do think we need to get busy planning the other details, like what we’re not going to wear. > \*\* I don’t know what I’m wearing, but might I suggest a pair of Depends for you? Hugging you back, avoiding the farty part. -L ---
**Author:** ![relic\_11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/50afbb/32.png) [@relic\_11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/relic_11)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-it-when/57115/46 "2001-03-10T02:09:31Z")
Whadda 'bout MEEEEEE! All the smoochin, the bathroom, the censor… _sniff_ I leave for one day… _sob_ Poo on both of you! _runs away_ ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-it-when/57115/47 "2001-03-10T02:13:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by relic\_11 \* > \*\*Poo on both of you! \*\* Isn’t that what started this whole thing? -L ---
**Author:** ![inor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f475e1/32.png) [@inor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inor)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-it-when/57115/48 "2001-03-10T02:23:29Z")
Thissa _big_ house, with room for _all_ our pets, animals, and the dogs. You been here long enough, you oughtta know. Now, c’mere… **Sexy** well, yeah, till you got into it, you horndog. yer so dirty. I’m not sure I’m going to rub all my parts on you during tht part of the ceremony… (3 groping mice, 3 groping mice…) ---
**Author:** ![relic\_11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/50afbb/32.png) [@relic\_11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/relic_11)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-it-when/57115/49 "2001-03-10T02:27:40Z")
_runs back_ Otay! _smooch_ _eyes SexyWriter a bit, realizes she’s a fellow jewish chick, and gives her a hug and a bowl of my mom’s home made cabbage borsht._ _oksy, gives inie some borsht too!_ ---
**Author:** ![inor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f475e1/32.png) [@inor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inor)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-it-when/57115/50 "2001-03-10T02:39:11Z")
\*\*THERE IT IS, THER’S THE LOVE, THERE’S WHAT I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR GROUP SQUISH PEOPLE… (hey, it’s all kosher…) ---
**Author:** ![inor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f475e1/32.png) [@inor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inor)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-it-when/57115/51 "2001-03-10T02:40:25Z")
forked tongue… ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-it-when/57115/52 "2001-03-10T02:44:30Z")
Yippeeeee! Borscht! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-it-when/57115.md?page=2)