# I Hate Matzoh.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-matzoh/446480
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [April 23, 2008, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-matzoh/446480 "2008-04-23T00:34:23Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2008, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-matzoh/446480/1 "2008-04-23T00:34:23Z")
I hate Matzoh stuffing at Pesach. I hate Matzoh ball soup every Shabbes.
I hate those scrambled eggs with matzoh Mrs. Plant cooks every morning.
I **like** charoset on matzoh.
I hate books about matzoh.
I hate _Two Years before the Matzoh._
I hate _The Old Matzoh and the Sea._
I hate _Of Mice and Matzoh._
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### Author:  [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2008, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-matzoh/446480/2 "2008-04-23T00:36:03Z")
[QUOTE=carnivorousplant]
I **like** charoset on matzoh.
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That shit is where it’s at. I always put horseradish on it too.
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### Author:  [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2008, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-matzoh/446480/3 "2008-04-23T01:06:32Z")
I love those scrambled eggs with matzoh!
I also love the post-passover sale on gefilte fish at the grocery store! Yum!
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### Author:  [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2008, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-matzoh/446480/4 "2008-04-23T01:08:35Z")
I like Matzoh of Arabia
I like The Wrath of Matzoh
I like The Thin Red Matzoh
I like Matzoh in the Garden of Good and Evil
I went to school at Whatsa Matzoh U?
I am a firm believer in mind over matzoh
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### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2008, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-matzoh/446480/5 "2008-04-23T01:13:58Z")
[QUOTE=Argent Towers]
That shit is where it’s at. I always put horseradish on it too.
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Oh yeah!
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### Author:  [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2008, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-matzoh/446480/6 "2008-04-23T01:20:39Z")
[QUOTE=carnivorousplant]
I hate Matzoh stuffing at Pesach. I hate Matzoh ball soup every Shabbes.
I hate those scrambled eggs with matzoh Mrs. Plant cooks every morning.
I **like** charoset on matzoh.
I hate books about matzoh.
I hate _Two Years before the Matzoh._
I hate _The Old Matzoh and the Sea._
I hate _Of Mice and Matzoh._
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Look on the bright side - Matzoh may be one of the few foodstuffs on the planet not improved by using Bacon Salt 😃
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### Author:  [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2008, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-matzoh/446480/7 "2008-04-23T01:24:01Z")
You’re supposed to hate it… it’s the bread of affliction, yo.
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### Author:  [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2008, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-matzoh/446480/8 "2008-04-23T01:24:16Z")
But do you like green eggs and ham?
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### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2008, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-matzoh/446480/9 "2008-04-23T01:35:11Z")
[QUOTE=GuanoLad]
But do you like green eggs and ham?
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If there’s no matzoh in the eggs and the ham is turkey bacon, maybe.
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### Author:  [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2008, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-matzoh/446480/10 "2008-04-23T01:44:30Z")
David Matzohfield
The Matzoh of Casterbridge
Matzoh Dick
Crime and Matzohballs
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### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2008, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-matzoh/446480/11 "2008-04-23T01:59:01Z")
A Tale of Two Matzohs.
A Matzoh Carol.
Matzoh the Obscure.
And from Pulp, Conan the Matzoh.
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### Author:  [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2008, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-matzoh/446480/12 "2008-04-23T02:04:50Z")
I have a feeling the OP doesn’t love the smell of burning Matzoh in the morning.
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### Author:  [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2008, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-matzoh/446480/13 "2008-04-23T02:08:39Z")
[QUOTE=Tapioca Dextrin]
Look on the bright side - Matzoh may be one of the few foodstuffs on the planet not improved by using Bacon Salt 😃
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I wonder if Bacon Salt would make tapioca taste better?
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### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2008, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-matzoh/446480/14 "2008-04-23T02:21:16Z")
[QUOTE=Tapioca Dextrin]
I have a feeling the OP doesn’t love the smell of burning Matzoh in the morning.
[/QUOTE]
Heart if Matzoh.
Also by Józef Teodor Konrad Korzeniowski:
Lord Matzoh.
The Matzoh of the Narcissus.
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### Author:  [@Olive\_The\_Other\_Reindeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olive_The_Other_Reindeer)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2008, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-matzoh/446480/15 "2008-04-23T02:29:59Z")
I like [Matzoh Lasagna](http://www.cheffrankonline.com/rindex.php?recipe=matzohlasagna)
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### Author:  [@Lama\_Pacos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lama_Pacos)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2008, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-matzoh/446480/16 "2008-04-23T05:40:46Z")
I hate matzah too, and you and me and every other Jew. Gentiles love the nasty stuff. :smack:
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### Author:  [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2008, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-matzoh/446480/17 "2008-04-23T05:43:02Z")
It’s the KFP stuff that’s really cardboardy. After the holidays, the good matzoh returns. Well, the stuff that’s slightly less cardboardy.
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### Author:  [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2008, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-matzoh/446480/18 "2008-04-23T12:07:11Z")
Now come on, how about a rousing chorus or two of “Matzoh, Matzoh Man, I wanna be a Matzoh Man.”
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### Author:  [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2008, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-matzoh/446480/19 "2008-04-23T13:18:51Z")
Only four more kosher-for-Passover dinners. We’re just about halfway through.
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### Author:  [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2008, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-matzoh/446480/20 "2008-04-23T13:22:11Z")
[QUOTE=Hello Again]
You’re supposed to hate it.. it’s the bread of affliction, yo.
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Suffering goes well with butter.
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