# I HATE my penis! **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [July 22, 2002, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-my-penis/120160 "2002-07-22T02:15:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-my-penis/120160/21 "2002-07-23T01:33:29Z")
I’ll guess [hypospadias.](http://www.duj.com/hypospadias.html) ---
**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-my-penis/120160/22 "2002-07-23T04:05:22Z")
ok,OK, **OK**! I do not have sexual compulsions, or a STD, or Peyronie’s disease, or hypospadias nor do I have a piercing. **FORGET** everything I said about myself. I was trying to be funny, but it seems to have clouded the question I asked.:smack: Which I will restate. What do doctors do for men who lose their penis due to **disease** or **injury**? KellyM is the only one to answer the question so far. Does anyone else have anything more to add?😕 Thank You & Good night:D 😛 ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-my-penis/120160/23 "2002-07-23T04:47:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fogmage \* > [BWhat do doctors do for men who lose their penis due to **disease** or **injury**? KellyM is the only one to answer the question so far. Does anyone else have anything more to add?😕 > > Thank You & Good night:D 😛 \*\* Well if you must know… [MAN’S MIDDLE FINGER BECAME HIS NEW PENIS](http://english.pravda.ru/fun/2001/09/28/16583.html) [Prosthetic Penis Attachments!](http://nawtythings.com/harness1.html) ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-my-penis/120160/24 "2002-07-23T07:23:39Z")
…I was looking for an extra penis, myself. I’m happy to pay for postage and handling. Redboss ---
**Author:** ![funneefarmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-my-penis/120160/25 "2002-07-23T12:23:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Redboss \* > \*\*…I was looking for an extra penis, myself. > > I’m happy to pay for postage and handling. > > Redboss \*\* Yeah I can see the advantages of an extra one. Attaching it to your forehead would be kind of neat too. It would give new meaning to the term ‘horny’. That being said, isn’t paying for handling illegal in 49 states and all provinces ? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-my-penis/120160/26 "2002-07-23T13:26:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by funneefarmer \* > \*\* > > Yeah I can see the advantages of an extra one. Attaching it to your forehead would be kind of neat too. It would give new meaning to the term ‘horny’. \*\* Not to mention the term ‘Dickhead’ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-my-penis/120160/27 "2002-07-23T13:56:04Z")
It would however, lend enormous creedence to the assertion made by many females concerning exactly what we men DO think with. 😃 😃 Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![Kaspar\_Hauser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b3f665/32.png) [@Kaspar\_Hauser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaspar_Hauser)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-my-penis/120160/28 "2002-07-23T19:23:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by astro \* > \*\* > [MAN’S MIDDLE FINGER BECAME HIS NEW PENIS](http://english.pravda.ru/fun/2001/09/28/16583.html) > \*\* PATIENT CLAIMS, “MY PANTS FIT ME LIKE A GLOVE” ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-my-penis/120160/29 "2002-07-23T19:31:26Z")
There once was a man from Rangoul Who soliloquized thus to his tool: “You stole all my wealth And you ruined my health And now you won’t pee You old fool!” ---
**Author:** ![PurpleNurple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d07c76/32.png) [@PurpleNurple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleNurple)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-my-penis/120160/30 "2002-07-23T21:42:35Z")
The only thing I don’t like about my penis is that wet spot you get when you get close to the G/F. What can be done about this (except for the obvious answer of not being close to the G/F). Sorry probably should of started a new post on this subject but thought this would be a good place to add to the " I hate my penis"deal (hate is a strong word in my case). ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-my-penis/120160/31 "2002-07-23T21:58:08Z")
Don’t worry Purple, that happens to a lot of men; try to think about football or monster trucks. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-my-penis/120160/32 "2002-07-23T22:02:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fogmage \* > **ok,OK,OK! > I do not have sexual compulsions, or a STD, or Peyronie’s disease, or hypospadias nor do I have a piercing.** So, let me guess…you were vacuuming in the nude and… ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-my-penis/120160/33 "2002-07-23T23:39:28Z")
I hope it’s not as uggo as [this one!](http://www.ejhs.org/volume2/klein/ph4-1.htm) (Pre-cosmetic surgery). Maybe the pain is from the [“legendary” candirú fish](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/000519.html) and it swam downstream from your worst nightmare right into your urethra. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-my-penis/120160/34 "2002-07-24T13:30:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mangetout \* > \*\*Don’t worry Purple, that happens to a lot of men; try to think about football or monster trucks. \*\* [Al Pacino in “Scent of a Woman”] > [@](#): > > \*\* Monster Trucks?? WHOOOOO- AHHHHHHH !!!\*\* [/Al Pacino in “Scent of a Woman”] 🆒 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-my-penis/120160.md?page=1)