# I hate my roommates!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-my-roommates/1029563>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 26, 2026, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-my-roommates/1029563 "2026-04-26T03:20:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-my-roommates/1029563/21 "2026-04-29T00:18:17Z")

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Just let me know if you wanna go  
To that home out on the range.  
They got a lot of mice girls.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-my-roommates/1029563/22 "2026-04-29T00:28:19Z")

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My garage cat Jojo had a garter snake today.

I’m not sure where he left it. But I sure to find it. When I least expect it. 😱

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2026, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-my-roommates/1029563/23 "2026-04-29T00:29:42Z")

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My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

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