# I hate people

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-people/158234>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 28, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-people/158234 "2003-02-28T21:14:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-people/158234/1 "2003-02-28T21:14:06Z")

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I hate people that drive too fucking slow.  
I hate people talk at the stop light with another driver and don’t notice the light is green.  
I hate people that talk out there ass about shit they know nothing about.  
I hate people so far on the left that they make the rest of the liberals look bad.  
I hate people so far on the right the they make the human race look bad.  
I hate people who are “My way or the highway”.  
I hate people that can’t get my order right.  
I hate people that can’t or refuse to see the other side to an argument.  
I hate people that repeat themselves. hee  
I hate people that just don’t get it.  
I hate people that start stupid threads.  
I hate people that rate rants.

Fuck off.

I hate people that hate people for no reason other than they are different than them.

I hate people.  
Well, maybe not hate, but I’m not terribly fond of some of them.

But I do hate myself.

I find solace in that.

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-people/158234/2 "2003-02-28T21:15:08Z")

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I agree.

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-people/158234/3 "2003-02-28T21:24:52Z")

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**Boy-O!** I’d invite you out for a beer and a sandwich, but you’d probably hate that, too. :rolleyes:

Enjoy your primordial ooze of wrath. Give or take a few millennia, you’ll be crude oil, unlikely the sweet grade, though. :eek:

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**Author:** ![badmana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@badmana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badmana)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-people/158234/4 "2003-02-28T21:27:01Z")

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I hate overly negative people 😃

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-people/158234/5 "2003-02-28T21:31:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by danceswithcats \*  
> \*\ ***Boy-O!** I’d invite you out for a beer and a sandwich, but you’d probably hate that, too. \*\*

Beer and sammiches are a protected class, I cannot and will not hate them.

In fact, I love 'em.

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-people/158234/6 "2003-02-28T21:41:06Z")

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I hate people that are hypocrites. 😛

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-people/158234/7 "2003-02-28T21:43:19Z")

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I give this rant a 4.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-people/158234/8 "2003-02-28T21:45:41Z")

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I hate navel lint.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-people/158234/9 "2003-02-28T21:47:58Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by imthjckaz \*  
> \*\*Beer and sammiches are a protected class, I cannot and will not hate them.
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> In fact, I love 'em. \*\*

Love to hate 'em?

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-people/158234/10 "2003-02-28T21:50:02Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Homebrew \*  
> \*\*I give this rant a 4. \*\*

Bastard.

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**Author:** ![Jadis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@Jadis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jadis)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-people/158234/11 "2003-02-28T21:50:58Z")

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Being more than a bit of a misanthrope myself, I’ll give this rant a hearty “Right on!” 😃

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-people/158234/12 "2003-02-28T22:02:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by imthjckaz \*  
> \*\*Beer and sammiches are a protected class, I cannot and will not hate them.
> 
> In fact, I love 'em. \*\*

Unless the sammich has mustard on it.

I hate mustard.

(There’s a reason why they named a deadly poisonous gas after it, ya know.)

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-people/158234/13 "2003-02-28T22:06:15Z")

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I say kill them all!

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-people/158234/14 "2003-02-28T22:10:55Z")

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You may have something.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-people/158234/15 "2003-02-28T22:23:24Z")

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Hate leads to the Dark Side. Hopefully you’ll at least get a cool outfit.

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**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-people/158234/16 "2003-02-28T22:26:54Z")

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Reminds me of something that happened to me:

I was driving home from my fast-food job the other day. I was kind of in a bad mood because I had fouled up a lot of orders that day. As I slowly pulled up to a red light, I noticed my friend was driving the car right next to me. I was listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio, so I turned it down and rolled down my window to chat with my friend. I asked him how he would rate a thread I saw on SDMB the other day. I really didn’t know much about the subject, but I told him how I thought my hero, Jessie Jackson, would have rated it. My friend disagreed, but I really didn’t understand where he was coming from, so I just said “To hell with you, then!”. And just to be sure, I said again “Did you hear me? I said to hell with you!” I really hate that guy. All of a sudden, I realized that the light had been green for about 30 seconds.

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-people/158234/17 "2003-02-28T22:33:55Z")

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\*\*It was you!

You sombitch!\*\*

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-people/158234/18 "2003-02-28T23:42:09Z")

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I hate the Baby Jesus I like to make him Cry[sup]TM[/sup].

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**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-people/158234/19 "2003-03-01T04:24:59Z")

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Next thing you know he’s going to come in ranting about bad basketball refs.

Just wait.

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-people/158234/20 "2003-03-01T04:40:37Z")

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Shut up!

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