# I hate the creme in Oreos **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 23, 2015, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392 "2015-04-23T21:48:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BaldDudePeekskill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5e925/32.png) [@BaldDudePeekskill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaldDudePeekskill)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/1 "2015-04-23T21:48:23Z")
Why can’t they make the same cookie—the same exact cookie without that icky sweet filling. What’s worse is they even double stuff it. I want plain Oreo cookies…not the Nabisco Chocolate Wafers which are great, but thinner…just the Darn cookie! Heck, I was able to buy a whole jar of those crappy mini dried marshmallow thingies,why not creme less cookies? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/2 "2015-04-23T22:01:28Z")
Oreo No Stufs? Sounds intriguing… ---
**Author:** ![BaldDudePeekskill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5e925/32.png) [@BaldDudePeekskill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaldDudePeekskill)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/3 "2015-04-23T22:03:28Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Oreo No Stufs? Sounds intriguing… You’re a marketing genius! I’d buy them ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/4 "2015-04-23T22:04:04Z")
[Nabisco’s Chocolate Wafers.](http://www.famousfoods.com/nafachwa9oz.html) I don’t know how close they are to Oreo’s though. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/5 "2015-04-23T22:20:12Z")
Sounds a lot like what I thought of the Oreo cereal without putting milk in it. Or those 100 calorie packs. (Don’t know if either still exist.) Me, I think that, while the filling isn’t all that good on its own, it helps mellow out the chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![racepug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@racepug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racepug)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/6 "2015-04-23T23:13:41Z")
Yeah, that stuff’s pretty gross (and to call it “creme,” frankly, gives it WAAAAAY too much credit). We “Merkans” are pretty good at doing “gross” when it comes to our snacks and desserts. Every so often I have the urge (for some reason. Don’t ask me why) to snack on an Oreo® or two. Once I have done so that urge is gone and doesn’t come back to me again for a LOOOOOONG time. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/7 "2015-04-24T00:04:42Z")
You know they do, right? Get the blasphemy that is Oreo 100 calorie packs and you’ll have what you want. [Here you go](http://www.walmart.com/ip/10292717?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&adid=22222222227010362713&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=40888898552&wl4=&wl5=pla&wl6=41441454889&veh=sem) ---
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/8 "2015-04-24T00:33:29Z")
And after you make those, please make me chocolate chip cookies without the chips. Please! ---
**Author:** ![tenacious\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tenacious\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tenacious_j)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/9 "2015-04-24T00:51:50Z")
I know it’s sooooooo wrong that it can never be right, but please make me some Oreo creme in a jar to dip my cookie-oreos in, please. Oreo All-Stuff! 😃 Let’s never speak of this again. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/10 "2015-04-24T01:24:34Z")
The stuff in the middle is my favorite part, so an all stuff sounds good to me. Half the time, I throw away the cookie part. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/11 "2015-04-24T01:31:54Z")
You people are broken. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/12 "2015-04-24T01:55:04Z")
I’m going to shift this over to Cafe Society. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/13 "2015-04-24T02:22:50Z")
Double-stuff is too much for me, but regular oreos are ambrosia. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/14 "2015-04-24T02:34:33Z")
Next, you’ll want naked pizza crust without toppings. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/15 "2015-04-24T02:38:00Z")
I think you need to hie thyself to a support group, **Baldy** 😉 ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/16 "2015-04-24T04:17:24Z")
> [@tenacious\_j](#): > > I know it’s sooooooo wrong that it can never be right, but please make me some Oreo creme in a jar to dip my cookie-oreos in, please. Oreo All-Stuff! 😃 > Let’s never speak of this again. Did you know they make Mega-Stuf now? ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/17 "2015-04-24T11:19:27Z")
> [@tenacious\_j](#): > > I know it’s sooooooo wrong that it can never be right, but please make me some Oreo creme in a jar to dip my cookie-oreos in, please. Oreo All-Stuff! 😃 > Let’s never speak of this again. How about _Roll Your Own Oreos_? You get the sleeve of plain cookies, plus a little tub of filling, and a plastic knife, and do your own thing. They can charge more for the cuteness factor. Emphasize freedom of choice, diversity, alternative lifestyles, and The American Way. Good for the upcoming election year. Alternative names: _Stuff 'Em Yourself! Spread 'Em Yourself! I’ll Spread My Own!_ I’m sure y’all can come up with appropriately obscene storyboards. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/18 "2015-04-24T11:26:24Z")
> [@tenacious\_j](#): > > I know it’s sooooooo wrong that it can never be right, but please make me some Oreo creme in a jar to dip my cookie-oreos in, please. Oreo All-Stuff! 😃 > Let’s never speak of this again. It’s basically just lard and sugar (ok, since the 90s, it’s basically been Crisco and sugar), so, if you wanted to, it shouldn’t be too difficult to whip some up at home. ---
**Author:** ![MickNickMaggies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/59ef9b/32.png) [@MickNickMaggies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MickNickMaggies)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/19 "2015-04-24T11:35:37Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > How about _Roll Your Own Oreos_? You get the sleeve of plain cookies, plus a little tub of filling, and a plastic knife, and do your own thing. They can charge more for the cuteness factor. > > Emphasize freedom of choice, diversity, alternative lifestyles, and The American Way. Good for the upcoming election year. > > Alternative names: > _Stuff 'Em Yourself! > Spread 'Em Yourself! > I’ll Spread My Own!_ > > I’m sure y’all can come up with appropriately obscene storyboards. Kinda exists- there’s Oreo brand handi snacks that are separate cookies and filling. ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/20 "2015-04-24T11:52:55Z")
> [@Quimby](#): > > And after you make those, please make me chocolate chip cookies without the chips. Please! Actually, I love those. Whenever I make chocolate chip cookies, I bake half the batch without chips, then add chips and bake the rest. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392.md?page=2)