# I hate the creme in Oreos

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 23, 2015, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392 "2015-04-23T21:48:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/21 "2015-04-24T12:00:12Z")

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> [@Turek](#):
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> Actually, I love those. Whenever I make chocolate chip cookies, I bake half the batch without chips, then add chips and bake the rest.

I was 100% serious. That sounds delicious!

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**Author:** ![MoonMoon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moonmoon/32/2959_2.png) [@MoonMoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoonMoon)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/22 "2015-04-24T12:37:22Z")

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> [@Turek](#):
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> Actually, I love those. Whenever I make chocolate chip cookies, I bake half the batch without chips, then add chips and bake the rest.

Same! I looooove chocolate chipless cookies.

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**Author:** ![misling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ab097/32.png) [@misling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misling)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/23 "2015-04-24T13:49:12Z")

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Those are essentially “brown sugar cookies”. What’s not to like? I do think the DARK chocolate chips improve them, but you can keep your milk chocolate or m&m abominations.

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**Author:** ![Gothic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Gothic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gothic)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/24 "2015-04-24T16:17:29Z")

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I wonder what took them so long.

[http://www.walmart.com/ip/Nabisco-Reese-s-Peanut-Butter-Cup-Creme-Oreo-Chocolate-Sandwich-Cookies-12.2-oz/36990452](http://www.walmart.com/ip/Nabisco-Reese-s-Peanut-Butter-Cup-Creme-Oreo-Chocolate-Sandwich-Cookies-12.2-oz/36990452)

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**Author:** ![OffByOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/45deac/32.png) [@OffByOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OffByOne)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/25 "2015-04-24T18:23:27Z")

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I hate the cookie, because they “look” like chocolate, but taste like brown.

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**Author:** ![funky\_little\_lee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@funky\_little\_lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funky_little_lee)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/26 "2015-04-25T00:42:14Z")

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The ideal would be Oreo wafers with the filling from Cameo cookies. Which there USED to be…HYDROX, COME BACK!!!

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**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/27 "2015-04-25T01:23:25Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> It’s basically just lard and sugar (ok, since the 90s, it’s basically been Crisco and sugar), so, if you wanted to, it shouldn’t be too difficult to whip some up at home.

Yep, Crisco & powdered sugar and a dash of vanilla.

Here is a recipe for both sides in this thread - make your own cookies or filling!

> **[Nabisco Oreo Cookies](https://topsecretrecipes.com/nabisco-oreo-cookies-copycat-recipe.html)**
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> Todd Wilbur's copycat Nabisco Oreo Cookie recipe makes a spot-on duplicate of the beloved cookie. Learn how to make the chocolate cookie and filling here!

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**Author:** ![BaldDudePeekskill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5e925/32.png) [@BaldDudePeekskill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaldDudePeekskill)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/28 "2015-04-25T02:12:49Z")

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Wow…proud that my little rangy thread generated such emotion… The 100 calorie packs are ok, but watery…I do like the thickness of the plain cookie. I’ll scrape all my creme and save it for you creme aholics…wait…that doesn’t sound right

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/29 "2015-04-25T02:36:04Z")

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A regular-stuf Oreo is one of the most perfectly-balanced foods on earth. I’ve wished or No-stufs myself, though. The wafers in the 100 calorie packs are close, but not quite right.

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**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/30 "2015-04-25T04:28:05Z")

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> [@funky\_little\_lee](#):
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> The ideal would be Oreo wafers with the filling from Cameo cookies. Which there USED to be…HYDROX, COME BACK!!!

Oh heck yes.  
Hydrox. Way better.  
I must agree with the OP, I was never a fan of the filling on Oreo cookies. I would scape it off as a kid and just eat the cookie.  
Preferably dipped in milk.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/31 "2015-04-25T17:12:20Z")

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You need some children to twist the filling out of your cookies. They can build their own double-layered cookies, you can have your eviscerated cookies, and they can look upon you with pity, which is the nature of the relationship between young and old.

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/32 "2015-04-25T20:27:20Z")

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> [@ZipperJJ](#):
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> You people are broken.

Amen.  
Double-stuf Oreos are industry’s perfect food.

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**Post date:** [April 26, 2015, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/33 "2015-04-26T03:10:36Z")

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I’m guessing you’re not a fan of Cold Stone’s Oreo Creme ice cream then?

Oreo creme milkshake with Health bar mix-in. That’s my go-to order. It’ll kill you, but you’ll die happy.

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**Post date:** [April 26, 2015, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/34 "2015-04-26T03:37:46Z")

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> [@Cabin\_Fever](#):
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> Oh heck yes.  
> Hydrox. Way better.

Thirded! And Oreos are just knock-offs of Hydrox. 😛 I love the name because it sounds like rocket fuel, not cookies.

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**Post date:** [April 26, 2015, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/35 "2015-04-26T03:40:39Z")

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> [@BaldDudePeekskill](#):
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> …not the Nabisco Chocolate Wafers which are great, but thinner…

> [@running\_coach](#):
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> [Nabisco’s Chocolate Wafers.](http://www.famousfoods.com/nafachwa9oz.html)  
> I don’t know how close they are to Oreo’s though.

Heh heh.

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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2015, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/36 "2015-04-26T11:24:34Z")

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> [@OffByOne](#):
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> I hate the cookie, because they “look” like chocolate, but taste like brown.

It’s funny because I agree but think it’s a good thing. Oreos don’t taste like chocolate but what they taste like is great.

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**Post date:** [April 26, 2015, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/37 "2015-04-26T13:43:29Z")

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> [@gigi](#):
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> Did you know they make Mega-Stuf now?

:eek: Yum! Perfect! Gotta run to Target now k bye.

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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2015, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/38 "2015-04-26T13:57:43Z")

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[This](http://www.avclub.com/article/when-oreo-science-goes-too-far-creating-and-eating-208171) person did the opposite and made an Oreo almost too tall to eat.

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**Post date:** [April 26, 2015, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/39 "2015-04-26T14:18:44Z")

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> [@susan](#):
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> You need some children to twist the filling out of your cookies. They can build their own double-layered cookies, you can have your **eviscerated cookies** , and they can look upon you with pity, which is the nature of the relationship between young and old.

Bolding your quote…  
I am going to teach my grand-kids about “eviscerated cookies”.  
They get to learn a new word, have all that icky filling to their hearts content, and how Grandpa likes unadorned, plain cookies with his milk.

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**Post date:** [April 26, 2015, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-the-creme-in-oreos/718392/40 "2015-04-26T17:21:15Z")

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When I was a kid I’d scrape out the filling from my (four) cookies and roll it into a ball. Then I’d eat it, and then eat the better part – the chocolate cookies – last.

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