# I hate when I do that in the MMP! - old

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
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**Created:** [October 16, 2023, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-when-i-do-that-in-the-mmp-old/991640 "2023-10-16T09:53:43Z")\
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**Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-when-i-do-that-in-the-mmp-old/991640/316 "2023-10-23T01:40:57Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> My building itself has nooks and crannies infested with god damn pigeons. We even have pigeon spikes on a portion of our balcony railing … By unlucky happenstance, my apartment stack has architecture especially suited to hosting f\*\*\*ing pigeons.

No, no. Don’t hold back! Tell us how you _really_ feel.

> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Tomorrow I get to take MIL to the hospital to visit BIL. She’ll visit. I’ll wait. **FCD** doesn’t want to go, and I can’t say I blame him.

I wish I knew what to say. The hippie witch in me wishes the blessing of peace upon you all; the cynical pragmatist in me kinda knows better.

> [@carnut](#):
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> .. I would get faster, and if the supervisor had a problem with my work speed, she would let me know. Yesterday and today, I’ve been running errands, appreciating beautiful leaves and tree shapes, and doing housecleaning. That’s how a weekend should go. Yay, I’m finding my feet again.

The first part? Absolutely 120% truth (the math works out; I checked) and as for the remainder, I haz many very happy for you.

> [@carnut](#):
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> I needed that.

You want more kitty pics? Cuz I have about 13,629 pictures just of the black pool of darkness sleeping.

> [@carnut](#):
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> Or just wear the damaged goods on Halloween and add fake blood where necessary.

Now that’s smart thinkin’.

(I saw a joke recently about, “Yay, October! When all the cobwebs in my basement are officially ‘Halloween decorations’” and … yeah.)

> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> I’ve been told that Redtails get along very will in cities with tall buildings because they think city pigeons are easy pickins.

If you haven’t yet, you should look up what big cities (think NYC) are doing with - and for - peregrine falcons.

> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> He carries his furry balls around

.. I thought he was neutered?

😉

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