# I hate women and children **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 25, 2012, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812 "2012-09-25T19:23:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jgmurray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dc4da7/32.png) [@jgmurray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jgmurray)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/1 "2012-09-25T19:23:40Z")
I am a deadbeat. it used to be the guy who smoked crack. they are always POLICING me or ripping off my assets. most of the time they PUT them in the way to BLOCK you. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/2 "2012-09-25T19:27:00Z")
Moved to IMHO from General Questions. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/3 "2012-09-25T19:27:35Z")
I know exactly what you mean ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/4 "2012-09-25T19:29:24Z")
Preach it, brother. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/5 "2012-09-25T19:37:07Z")
And why do they always get to leave first in a fire or sinking ship? It should be “primary breadwinners first,” in my not so humble opinion. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/6 "2012-09-25T19:40:23Z")
I prefer beef myself. ---
**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/7 "2012-09-25T19:40:50Z")
I too hate it when children are always POLICING me. What the fuck, kids? ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/8 "2012-09-25T19:42:21Z")
I am currently a woman, and I used to be a child some time ago. I can barely police my own actions, much less anyone else’s. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/9 "2012-09-25T19:42:40Z")
[Bitches, man.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ich5IlYm3PY) ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/10 "2012-09-25T19:43:35Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > And why do they always get to leave first in a fire or sinking ship? It should be “primary breadwinners first,” in my not so humble opinion. Job creators first, surely? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/11 "2012-09-25T19:45:02Z")
> [@jgmurray](#): > > I am a deadbeat. it used to be the guy who smoked crack. they are always POLICING me or ripping off my assets. most of the time they PUT them in the way to BLOCK you. Cool story, bro. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/12 "2012-09-25T19:45:34Z")
Haters gonna hate… ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/13 "2012-09-25T19:46:54Z")
> [@Mooch](#): > > I too hate it when children are always POLICING me. What the fuck, kids? The only thing worse is when they rip off your assets and PUT them in the way to BLOCK you. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/14 "2012-09-25T19:53:19Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Moved to IMHO from General Questions. Dammit, I had a factual answer. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/15 "2012-09-25T19:57:43Z")
Yes, this is certainly an opinion. ---
**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/16 "2012-09-25T20:01:45Z")
So this guy, a former crack addict and currently owing in child support, has his police officer daughter steal his pallets of decorative brick pavers and place them in front of his cottage door so he can’t get out. Did I get that straight? ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/17 "2012-09-25T20:02:16Z")
> [@jgmurray](#): > > **most of the time they PUT them in the way to BLOCK you** Damn those Qadgop blockers! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/18 "2012-09-25T20:06:21Z")
He got 99 problems: 1. Women 2. Children 3. Deadbeatery 4. Crack 5. Them 6. Always being POLICED 7. Having assets ripped off 8. Objects in the way 9. BLOCKING Plus ninety more problems to be named later. ---
**Author:** ![Crab\_Rangoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Crab\_Rangoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crab_Rangoon)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/19 "2012-09-25T20:07:35Z")
We hate you back. ---
**Author:** ![GreenElf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@GreenElf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenElf)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/20 "2012-09-25T20:31:12Z")
> [@jgmurray](#): > > I am a deadbeat. it used to be the guy who smoked crack. they are always POLICING me or ripping off my assets. most of the time they PUT them in the way to BLOCK you. You really should run for president. You have the rare ability to articulate what so many men are feeling nowadays. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812.md?page=2)