# I hate women and children **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 25, 2012, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812 "2012-09-25T19:23:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![nikonikosuru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f8ce5/32.png) [@nikonikosuru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikonikosuru)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/21 "2012-09-25T20:42:30Z")
And I hate deadbeats, so we’re even I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/22 "2012-09-25T21:38:29Z")
That story almost made sense, but then women and children somehow got involved… and it didn’t. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/23 "2012-09-25T21:50:36Z")
They’re all part of that non-tax-paying 97%. Fuck 'em all. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/24 "2012-09-25T21:59:46Z")
> [@GreenElf](#): > > You really should run for president. You have the rare ability to articulate what so many men are feeling nowadays. Confusion? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/25 "2012-09-26T00:57:43Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > They’re all part of that non-tax-paying 97%. Fuck 'em all. :eek: Sorry, I meant 47%. Maybe someday it’ll be 97%, but not today. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/26 "2012-09-26T01:05:34Z")
> [@GreenElf](#): > > You really should run for president. You have the rare ability to articulate what so many men are feeling nowadays. And it expresses a courage little seen in this day and age. ---
**Author:** ![kp\_72110](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e68b1a/32.png) [@kp\_72110](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kp_72110)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/27 "2012-09-26T01:27:00Z")
> [@freckafree](#): > > I am currently a woman, and I used to be a child some time ago. I can barely police my own actions, much less anyone else’s. Child women are the worst. It’s like “Feed me! Clothe me! Love me! Wahhhhh!” As if it’s a bad thing to be a deadbeat crackhead. No wonder so many of them get molested. They totally deserve it. Sexy little bitches flaunting their flat chests and child like innocence… There should be a law! ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/28 "2012-09-26T02:37:25Z")
Personally I can hardly move for all the piles of \*them \*blocking my way. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/29 "2012-09-26T02:44:22Z")
> [@Mooch](#): > > So this guy, a former crack addict and currently owing in child support, has his police officer daughter steal his pallets of decorative brick pavers and place them in front of his cottage door so he can’t get out. > > Did I get that straight? Thanks for the translation - I was a little confused. ---
**Author:** ![kp\_72110](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e68b1a/32.png) [@kp\_72110](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kp_72110)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/30 "2012-09-26T03:22:39Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Thanks for the translation - I was a little confused. A little? Think of how the OP must feel! Probably doesn’t even have any assets to rip off and that can be totally confusing when women and children are policing you. ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/31 "2012-09-26T03:35:23Z")
> [@jgmurray](#): > > I am a deadbeat. it used to be the guy who smoked crack. they are always POLICING me or ripping off my assets. most of the time they PUT them in the way to BLOCK you. You DAMN right! They always put THEM in MY way! Fools! ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/32 "2012-09-26T04:54:12Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > :eek: Sorry, I meant 47%. Maybe someday it’ll be 97%, but not today. Well if Chairman Obama gets another 4 years, then we WILL have 97% of the American population on the public dole. Right now, only 47% of the citizens of this great nation are [uneducated, loathsome scum](http://www.theonion.com/articles/romney-apologizes-to-nations-150-million-starving,29603/) who don’t pay taxes. But if the Republican party does not stay the course, then it will be 97% by 2016! Mark my words. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/33 "2012-09-26T13:52:10Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > And it expresses a courage little seen in this day and age. I’m particularly glad that these lovely children were here today to read that post. Wait, I mean…rotten policing little blockers! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/34 "2012-09-26T14:23:03Z")
I believe the OP may be a contender for this year’s Bulwer-Lytton contest. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/35 "2012-09-26T15:03:13Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Confusion? > [@](#): > > Originally Posted by **Alcatraz Smedry** > Confusion, after all, is the _true_ universal language. – ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/36 "2012-09-26T18:02:05Z")
> [@Enola\_Gay](#): > > Well if Chairman Obama gets another 4 years, then we WILL have 97% of the American population on the public dole. > > Right now, only 47% of the citizens of this great nation are [uneducated, loathsome scum](http://www.theonion.com/articles/romney-apologizes-to-nations-150-million-starving,29603/) who don’t pay taxes. But if the Republican party does not stay the course, then it will be 97% by 2016! Mark my words. Parody is less funny when it’s so close to the truth. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/37 "2012-09-26T18:14:43Z")
People! He didn’t say that _he_ used to be the guy who smoked crack. He said _it_ used to be the guy who smoked crack. If you read it correctly it makes perfect sense! (Well, no, actually it doesn’t. It makes even less sense.) ---
**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/38 "2012-09-26T18:24:54Z")
> [@davidm](#): > > People! He didn’t say that _he_ used to be the guy who smoked crack. He said _it_ used to be the guy who smoked crack. Oh, I see, it used to be the guy smoking crack who was POLICING, ripping off his assets and blocking him and now it’s women and children? ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/39 "2012-09-26T18:43:36Z")
> [@davidm](#): > > People! He didn’t say that _he_ used to be the guy who smoked crack. He said _it_ used to be the guy who smoked crack. But did it used to rub the lotion on its skin? ---
**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/40 "2012-09-26T18:46:32Z")
Yeah, but if you Google-translate it into Chinese, and then Hindi, and then back into English, you get: \*I was hopeless. The man who smoked crack. They always police, or property taken away. Most of the time, he put himself in the way of stopping. \* Which actually makes slightly more sense. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812.md?page=3)