# I hate women and children

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 25, 2012, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812 "2012-09-25T19:23:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/41 "2012-09-26T18:48:51Z")

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Wibble ?

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**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/42 "2012-09-26T19:14:40Z")

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> [@Rhiannon8404](#):
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> Oh, I see, it used to be the guy smoking crack who was POLICING, ripping off his assets and blocking him and now it’s women and children?

I wish crackheads would stop POLICING everyone all the time. They’re always so outwardly focused.

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/43 "2012-09-26T19:55:32Z")

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If you rearrange the letters in

POLICING PUT BLOCK

they can spell

GOBLIN COCK PULPIT.  
I think that gives us a better understanding of what the OP is trying to tell us…

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**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/44 "2012-09-26T20:09:02Z")

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Or COG PICK ON PITBULL

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/45 "2012-09-26T20:19:18Z")

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Damn, those goblins are always trying to sneak their cocks into out pulpits. And they just keep getting sneakier and sneakier!

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**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/46 "2012-09-26T20:48:00Z")

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> [@davidm](#):
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> People! He didn’t say that _he_ used to be the guy who smoked crack. He said _it_ used to be the guy who smoked crack.
> 
> If you read it correctly it makes perfect sense!
> 
> (Well, no, actually it doesn’t. It makes even less sense.)

So you’re saying he’s been castrated, too? There’s hope for this world yet.

StG

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**Author:** ![al27052](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/41988e/32.png) [@al27052](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/al27052)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/47 "2012-09-26T21:03:23Z")

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> [@Suburban\_Plankton](#):
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> If you rearrange the letters in
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> POLICING PUT BLOCK
> 
> they can spell
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> GOBLIN COCK PULPIT.  
> I think that gives us a better understanding of what the OP is trying to tell us…

_golf clap_

well done, sir.

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**Author:** ![kp\_72110](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e68b1a/32.png) [@kp\_72110](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kp_72110)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/48 "2012-09-27T02:53:17Z")

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> [@davidm](#):
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> People! He didn’t say that _he_ used to be the guy who smoked crack. He said _it_ used to be the guy who smoked crack.
> 
> If you read it correctly it makes perfect sense!
> 
> (Well, no, actually it doesn’t. It makes even less sense.)

Yeah. No, I prefer to believe the OP is the crackhead. THAT makes more sense.

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/49 "2012-09-27T02:59:33Z")

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_Used_ to smoke crack? Or \*still \*smoke crack?

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/50 "2012-09-27T03:01:03Z")

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OP is the worst SuperKaplowzer impersonator ever.

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/51 "2012-09-27T05:54:51Z")

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Nah, you’re a far worse Super Kapowzler impersonator than the OP. At least the OP bears some resemblance to that which he is impersonating. Your Super Kapowzler impersonation is abysmal.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/52 "2012-10-03T20:54:30Z")

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> [@Princhester](#):
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> Nah, you’re a far worse Super Kapowzler impersonator than the OP. At least the OP bears some resemblance to that which he is impersonating. Your Super Kapowzler impersonation is abysmal.

Just because my Chef Race thread has over 300 view and not one reply …  
OK point taken.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/53 "2012-10-04T00:06:52Z")

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> [@jgmurray](#):
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> I am a deadbeat. it used to be the guy who smoked crack. they are always POLICING me or ripping off my assets. most of the time they PUT them in the way to BLOCK you.

\<Using [Babbyfish](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll-lia-FEIY) Translator\>

Had you put on a condom first, before you smoked the crack, you would have:

1. BLOCKED the little buggers that contribute to the children you hate.
2. Not become a deadbeat dad.
3. Not be stuck with women who bore your children you would eventually hate.
4. Not be POLICED by the Courts who oversee Child Support.
5. Not be ripped off of your assets through garnishments.
6. Have your own prosperity BLOCKED by such hateful women and children.

But, no…you had to smoke the crack first…sucks to be you I guess.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-women-and-children/635812/54 "2012-10-04T00:18:18Z")

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> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#):
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> 1. Have your own prosperity BLOCKED by such hateful women and children.

Uh…Not have your own prosperity BLOCKED by such hateful women and children.  
:smack:

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