# I hate you all and I'm leaving the boards! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 16, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-all-and-im-leaving-the-boards/29519 "2000-08-16T01:06:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-all-and-im-leaving-the-boards/29519/1 "2000-08-16T01:06:16Z")
Well, OK. I don’t really hate you _all_. I just hate Mully. Damn bastard is teaching his dog to piss on my picture. But still, I’m going to leave the lot of you. [sub]For two whole weeks.[/sub] I’ll be off to Mexico with my beloved girlfriend. If all is well, I will return on August 31, and I will tell you as soon as possible. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. Don’t mess with the stereo, and don’t let any strangers in, OK? Oh, and the shiny Peugeot out front is off limits, ya hear? Yes, EVEN if you need to be rushed in to hospital. Sheesh. Hasta la vista, Los Dopers 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-all-and-im-leaving-the-boards/29519/2 "2000-08-16T01:10:44Z")
Go and get on out of here you clog wearing bastard! Have as much fun as possible. If you get into any trouble name it after me! Osip ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-all-and-im-leaving-the-boards/29519/3 "2000-08-16T01:12:32Z")
Have a good one Coldie. Drink a lot of tequilla and spend a lot of time on a beach getting a tan on your arse 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-all-and-im-leaving-the-boards/29519/4 "2000-08-16T01:13:20Z")
Have a great time, ColdCuts! I’ll look after your beer, ok? 😃 I hope you’ll manage without the board for _gasp_ _two_ whole weeks! ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-all-and-im-leaving-the-boards/29519/5 "2000-08-16T01:14:49Z")
Bye, Coldfire! Bring me back some Mexican jumping beans please! ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-all-and-im-leaving-the-boards/29519/6 "2000-08-16T01:16:47Z")
The timing is just _perfect_ for you to stop by Vegas on your way back, pal! ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-all-and-im-leaving-the-boards/29519/7 "2000-08-16T01:16:49Z")
Oh, and the shiny Peugeot out front is off limits, ya hear? Yes, EVEN if you need to be rushed in to hospital. Sheesh. **I’M DRIVING!!! WHO’S GOT SHOTGUN?? ROAD TRIP TO MOSCOW!!** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-all-and-im-leaving-the-boards/29519/8 "2000-08-16T01:17:54Z")
Make sure you drink as much water as possible while there. I hear the local tap water is a tonic, nay, an ELIXER! ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-all-and-im-leaving-the-boards/29519/9 "2000-08-16T01:18:12Z")
I’ll go, 'pony! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-all-and-im-leaving-the-boards/29519/10 "2000-08-16T01:22:09Z")
Have fun Coldy and take lotsa pictures!!! ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-all-and-im-leaving-the-boards/29519/11 "2000-08-16T01:26:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bluepony > **I’M DRIVING!!! WHO’S GOT SHOTGUN?? ROAD TRIP TO MOSCOW!!** 😃 \*\* Moscow? Hell yeah!! Shotgun!!! I got friends there and I have been there enough to show you all the sights!! GUM, St Basil, Red Square. KGB headquarters. Yeah road trip! Osip ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-all-and-im-leaving-the-boards/29519/12 "2000-08-16T01:31:35Z")
Well, all right! Another road trip! I’ll bring the clean-shaven wombat and lots of rubles for Stoli! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-all-and-im-leaving-the-boards/29519/13 "2000-08-16T01:36:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > \*\*Make sure you drink as much water as possible while there. I hear the local tap water is a tonic, nay, an ELIXER! \*\* That’s toxic, not tonic. But there IS a reason people kept claiming to find the fountain of youth down there . . . ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-all-and-im-leaving-the-boards/29519/14 "2000-08-16T01:42:37Z")
Have fun Coldie. We’ll try to keep up the same level of intelectual discourse the board is used to while you’re gone. Which is to say the usual double entendres, flirting, insanity and humor of dubious taste. Bon voyage. ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-all-and-im-leaving-the-boards/29519/15 "2000-08-16T01:44:59Z")
Have a great time! Bring me some tequilla… the kind with a worm 😃 You better make it a really big bottle… I’m sure I will have to share it! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-all-and-im-leaving-the-boards/29519/16 "2000-08-16T01:45:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Trion \* > \*\*Have fun Coldie. We’ll try to keep up the same level of intelectual discourse the board is used to while you’re gone. > > Which is to say the usual double entendres, flirting, insanity and humor of dubious taste. > > Bon voyage. \*\* That, and the correct spelling of intel **l** ectual 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-all-and-im-leaving-the-boards/29519/17 "2000-08-16T01:45:55Z")
(damn Frogmobile…) :::throwing out Rush CDs::: Need some road music please! Van Halen for starters! Cheetos, Krispy Kreme donuts (sorry about the stains Coldie!), needs some fuzzy dice on his mirror…, Beatle should look cool in Mexican sombrero and Ray Bans 😃 …should be able to get past Russian border guards if we stay cool and not light all the bottle rockets at one time. What kinda Eurotrash road map is this? What’s the distance in real MILES?? Screw this!! :::throws out map::: We navigate by the sun!! But enough of the trivial stuff, who’s bringing the beer? If we rip out the spare tire and trunk upholstery out of Coldie’s car, we can fit a few more coolers! Who put spray cheese all over the back seat. Oh well, that should come out too. When we get to Moscow… ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-all-and-im-leaving-the-boards/29519/18 "2000-08-16T01:48:04Z")
_Snif Sniff_ I’m gonna miss you, FreezerBurn. ☹ Have fun anyway, even if I hate you, too, for not taking me with you. Brat. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-all-and-im-leaving-the-boards/29519/19 "2000-08-16T01:52:17Z")
I’ve got beer! Always wanted to learn to speak Russkie! Spasebaw tovarish and all that! BTW, **Coldie** , I came in here thinking this must be a joke (even a newbie knows about Coldfire!). Enjoy the trip! Don’t forget to bring back t-shirts for all. **Shayna** dear, I’ll take you wherever you want to go. grem ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-all-and-im-leaving-the-boards/29519/20 "2000-08-16T01:54:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > That, and the correct spelling of intel **l** ectual 😛 \*\* Well excuse me. Haven’t you left yet? 😉 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-all-and-im-leaving-the-boards/29519.md?page=2)