# I Hate You!! Stop laughing at everything!!!!!!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 22, 2007, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-stop-laughing-at-everything/397068 "2007-03-22T20:00:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-stop-laughing-at-everything/397068/1 "2007-03-22T20:00:31Z")
She walks by my office, hears whatever is playing in the I-Pod: “Is that Oh Mickey (Tony Basil)? Oh my god, you’re listening to that?” Squeals of laughter, repeating this statement six times, progressively louder each time. The same exact fucking thing you do when you hear ANYTHING I listen to. I walk past you in the hall, and say ‘excuse me’. THIS is fucking hilarious. “Oh look, I’m right here in the way!!!” Peals of laughter. We assign a last minute athletic team trip to your friend: “Oh wow **M,** you’re going to take the softball team to Fabulous HS?!?!” Joyful laughter, again with the escalating repeatedness. I’m going to shoot this bitch. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-stop-laughing-at-everything/397068/2 "2007-03-22T20:02:37Z")
So you hired the 16 year old? ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-stop-laughing-at-everything/397068/3 "2007-03-22T20:02:57Z")
Two questions: Is she hot? Were you really listening to that dreadful tune?! ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-stop-laughing-at-everything/397068/4 "2007-03-22T20:08:13Z")
**lieu** : It’s HER MOTHER!!! And no. **Waverly** : No. And bite me 😉 I like a lot of bad 80’s music. I like good music too, so no need to hold any I-Tunes telethons for me just yet. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-stop-laughing-at-everything/397068/5 "2007-03-22T20:09:47Z")
With your meatgun ? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-stop-laughing-at-everything/397068/6 "2007-03-22T20:11:09Z")
I think your in love . ---
**Author:** ![Leviosaurus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Leviosaurus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leviosaurus)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-stop-laughing-at-everything/397068/7 "2007-03-22T20:12:28Z")
Oh my god, you’re listening to that? ::Squeals of laughter!!! ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-stop-laughing-at-everything/397068/8 "2007-03-22T20:12:38Z")
I was going to ask if this ws [AGBB](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=413217), but from your response to **lieu** I see that it is. ---
**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-stop-laughing-at-everything/397068/9 "2007-03-22T20:15:37Z")
Sounds like Dr. Hibbert on amphetamines. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-stop-laughing-at-everything/397068/10 "2007-03-22T20:16:54Z")
You need to perfect The Look. If you have children, you know what I’m talking about. Otherwise, a stone-faced stare in her direction without talking while she cackles like a loon may go a long way. If people are going to act immature, then you have to treat them like a misbehaving child. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-stop-laughing-at-everything/397068/11 "2007-03-22T20:19:23Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] You need to perfect The Look. If you have children, you know what I’m talking about. Otherwise, a stone-faced stare in her direction without talking while she cackles like a loon may go a long way. If people are going to act immature, then you have to treat them like a misbehaving child. [/QUOTE] I DO!!! She SO dense, that the look means nothing. I think it even encourages her. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-stop-laughing-at-everything/397068/12 "2007-03-22T20:22:32Z")
Well, heck, if she were a kid I’d put her in time out or ground her or take away her TV watching privileges. Hmmmm… Maybe a Miss Manners “Arched Eyebrow and a Cold ‘Why Do You Want to Know?’” is next? ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-stop-laughing-at-everything/397068/13 "2007-03-22T20:34:58Z")
Yeah, you know what? Try working with a giant fatheaded middle-aged man who laughs at everything he says like he just told the funniest joke ever. To make things worse, he laughs in his EMAILS with little LOLs and _grins_ and shit. STFU!! ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-stop-laughing-at-everything/397068/14 "2007-03-22T20:46:32Z")
Oh Co-worker You’re so dense You’re so dense it don’t make sense Oh Co-Worker! Oh Co-worker! Oh Co-worker You’re so lame You’re so lame and you’re to blame Oh Co-worker! Oh Co-worker! ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-stop-laughing-at-everything/397068/15 "2007-03-22T20:55:55Z")
You actually posted this thread? That is too funny! ::giggles for a while:: ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-stop-laughing-at-everything/397068/16 "2007-03-22T21:00:46Z")
Well, if The Look won’t work, have you considered that staple of pet training: The squirt gun/bottle? (Hey, if she doesn’t even resond to child training techniques, what else is there to try?) ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-stop-laughing-at-everything/397068/17 "2007-03-22T21:03:37Z")
Sounds like that dingbat from The Office. What’s her name, Kelly or something? ---
**Author:** ![hawksgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@hawksgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawksgirl)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-stop-laughing-at-everything/397068/18 "2007-03-22T21:13:50Z")
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki] Well, if The Look won’t work, have you considered that staple of pet training: The squirt gun/bottle? (Hey, if she doesn’t even resond to child training techniques, what else is there to try?) [/QUOTE] The squirt bottle idea sounds good to me. It works with the cat, which may be her intellectual equal more than a child would be. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-stop-laughing-at-everything/397068/19 "2007-03-22T21:15:02Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] Sounds like that dingbat from The Office. What’s her name, Kelly or something? [/QUOTE] Exactly what I was thinking. I wonder if he said, in a cold tone, “you remind me of Kelly from The Office” if she would get it. ---
**Author:** ![Schuyler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/54ee81/32.png) [@Schuyler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Schuyler)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-stop-laughing-at-everything/397068/20 "2007-03-22T21:48:14Z")
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki] Well, if The Look won’t work, have you considered that staple of pet training: The squirt gun/bottle? [/QUOTE] Forget the squirt gun, just use the stapler. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-hate-you-stop-laughing-at-everything/397068.md?page=2)