# I have a big head **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [July 1, 2024, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-big-head/1003594 "2024-07-01T19:01:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![stui\_magpie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stui_magpie/32/11010_2.png) [@stui\_magpie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stui_magpie)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2024, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-big-head/1003594/21 "2024-07-03T09:00:04Z")
I had to google hat sizes, seems I wear between 7 5/8 to 7 3/4. People have always told me I’m smart. My son has a small head and he’s a dickhead so their may be a correlation there. ---
**Author:** ![ZonexandScout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zonexandscout/32/544_2.png) [@ZonexandScout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZonexandScout)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2024, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-big-head/1003594/22 "2024-07-03T11:35:14Z")
I thought it was: “Mommy,mommy! All the kids at school make fun of my big head!! They call me a fathead!” “There, there…it’s not that big. Why don’t we make an apple pie for dinner and you can have a treat? Go down to the corner and buy us a dozen apples.” “How will I carry them home?” “Use your hat.” ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2024, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-big-head/1003594/23 "2024-07-03T15:27:06Z")
Seinfeld - Elaine’s giant freak head [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/EElxuL3AFC4/hqdefault.jpg "Seinfeld-Bird-Head.m4v") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EElxuL3AFC4) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-big-head/1003594.md?page=1)