# I have a grey pubic hair!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-grey-pubic-hair/304792>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 20, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-grey-pubic-hair/304792 "2005-05-20T20:06:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-grey-pubic-hair/304792/1 "2005-05-20T20:06:25Z")

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Where the hell did that come from?

Maybe my girly part got frightened. Maybe it’s been under stress lately.

Or,

maybe I’m just getting old. Nah, that can’t be it.

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**Author:** ![Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tastes_of_chocolate/32/3232_2.png) [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tastes_of_Chocolate)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-grey-pubic-hair/304792/2 "2005-05-20T20:13:01Z")

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Yah know, I was just wondering today, if non-head hair goes grey. It’s not like I’m about to take a poll of my friends and family. I had even started mentally composing the OP.

Thanks, **hillbilly queen** , now I know.

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-grey-pubic-hair/304792/3 "2005-05-20T20:16:24Z")

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I hate to ask, but…

**Cite?**

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-grey-pubic-hair/304792/4 "2005-05-20T20:17:20Z")

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> [@hillbilly queen](#):
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> Maybe it’s been under stress lately.

Maybe Ward was a little hard on the Beaver last night?

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-grey-pubic-hair/304792/5 "2005-05-20T20:17:36Z")

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For some strange reason, I’m growing white hairs on my forehead. Used to be just one above the right eyebrow, now there’s one in the middle and one above the left eyebrow as well.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-grey-pubic-hair/304792/6 "2005-05-20T20:23:52Z")

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I’ve got a swath of facial hair just under my right sideburn that, if I let it grow put, if bright white. I first noticed it in fall of 2003. I was growing out a beard, and thoguht i got paint on me (a legitamate thought, since I was paiting that day.) After washings and even a pluck or two to be sure, I confirmed that those hairs were white and were destined to stay that way.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-grey-pubic-hair/304792/7 "2005-05-20T20:31:28Z")

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Shave it or dye it or learn to live with it. That’s my experience. 😃

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**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-grey-pubic-hair/304792/8 "2005-05-20T20:35:09Z")

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It’s odd. I have grey hair on my head and in my mustache, and a couple on my chest. But none of The Hairs Down There are grey yet. It’s unfair!

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-grey-pubic-hair/304792/9 "2005-05-20T20:39:13Z")

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I think we should have a contest. I bet I’ve got the most gray pubic hairs.

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**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-grey-pubic-hair/304792/10 "2005-05-20T20:44:01Z")

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Don’t pluck it, 2 grey ones will grow in it’s place

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-grey-pubic-hair/304792/11 "2005-05-20T20:53:53Z")

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> [@JohnBckWLD](#):
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> 2 grey ones will grow in it’s place

Cite?  
🙂

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-grey-pubic-hair/304792/12 "2005-05-20T22:20:59Z")

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I had one show up there, then it disappeared. Now I only have them show up in my beard and on my noggin’.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-grey-pubic-hair/304792/13 "2005-05-21T03:29:19Z")

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Maybe your “lady part” talked to a burning bush.  
Can a HooHaa talk to Yahweh?  
(yes I am going to hell, why do you ask?)

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-grey-pubic-hair/304792/14 "2005-05-21T03:40:34Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> (yes I am going to hell, why do you ask?)

'cause most folks do push it so much.  
🙂

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-grey-pubic-hair/304792/15 "2005-05-21T06:12:56Z")

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Don’t worry about your gray hair. It’ll eventually have lots of other gray hairs to keep it company and make it seem less obvious.

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**Author:** ![sewalk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@sewalk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sewalk)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-grey-pubic-hair/304792/16 "2005-05-21T10:47:01Z")

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I just shaved off my mustache and I’ve been shaving my head since before I started getting grey in my mustache so I am currently grey-free. I guess that won’t last forever, will it?

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2005, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-grey-pubic-hair/304792/17 "2005-05-21T23:55:27Z")

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> [@sewalk](#):
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> I just shaved off my mustache and I’ve been shaving my head since before I started getting grey in my mustache so I am currently grey-free. I guess that won’t last forever, will it?

Well, there’re\* always ways of preventing that.

Contraction for “there are”… I don’t know if that’s really a word…

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**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-grey-pubic-hair/304792/18 "2005-05-22T01:52:54Z")

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> [@hillbilly queen](#):
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> Where the hell did that come from?
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> Maybe my girly part got frightened. Maybe it’s been under stress lately.
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> Or,
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> maybe I’m just getting old. Nah, that can’t be it.

Meh!

I told myself that twenty years ago!! ☹

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**Author:** ![sewalk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@sewalk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sewalk)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-grey-pubic-hair/304792/19 "2005-05-22T03:14:35Z")

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Oh, Jesus, **chaoticdonkey**. You just had to mention that didn’t you? Considering just _how_ single I am at the moment, there is absolutely no way in hell I am going to start shaving anywhere new. The only person who might possibly see is my cat and somehow I doubt she’d care.  
I could light my pubic hair on fire and she wouldn’t care. She _is_ a cat. Unless it somehow interfered with feeding time…

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2005, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-grey-pubic-hair/304792/20 "2005-05-22T03:28:53Z")

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> [@sewalk](#):
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> Oh, Jesus, **chaoticdonkey**. You just had to mention that didn’t you? Considering just _how_ single I am at the moment, there is absolutely no way in hell I am going to start shaving anywhere new. The only person who might possibly see is my cat and somehow I doubt she’d care.  
> I could light my pubic hair on fire and she wouldn’t care. She _is_ a cat. Unless it somehow interfered with feeding time…

It’s OK. I plan on subjecting my sideburn trimmer to unspeakable horror when it gets adopted to tidy up The Pubic Hair. I’ve gotta wait until a day where my mom has to work, though, because I know I’m 18, and I know that I can do what I want with my pubic hair, but… this just isn’t the kind of thing that you expose your parents to.

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