# I have a new girlfriend **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 7, 2012, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-new-girlfriend/640268 "2012-11-07T19:39:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-new-girlfriend/640268/1 "2012-11-07T19:39:40Z")
She has me all a-tingle. 🙂 That is all. ---
**Author:** ![Lacunae\_Matata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lacunae\_Matata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lacunae_Matata)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-new-girlfriend/640268/2 "2012-11-07T19:45:08Z")
Just because I’m plotting to put you in the freezer doesn’t mean I’m your girlfriend! 😃 No really, Congrats. That tingly feeling is awesome… Unless it’s a sign that your extremities are going numb. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-new-girlfriend/640268/3 "2012-11-07T20:04:38Z")
> [@Lacunae\_Matata](#): > > Just because I’m plotting to put you in the freezer doesn’t mean I’m your girlfriend! :D:p:D:p > [@](#): > > No really, Congrats. That tingly feeling is awesome… > > Unless it’s a sign that your extremities are going numb. No, that just happened the first night, then we figured out a better way to arrange our limbs. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-new-girlfriend/640268/4 "2012-11-07T20:06:08Z")
Make sure to get a patch kit or she won’t be good for long. Trust me. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-new-girlfriend/640268/5 "2012-11-07T20:12:04Z")
Yay! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-new-girlfriend/640268/6 "2012-11-07T20:58:37Z")
Congratulations, **KneadToKnow**. I wish the both of you all the best. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-new-girlfriend/640268/7 "2012-11-07T21:04:12Z")
Eh? For real? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-new-girlfriend/640268/8 "2012-11-07T21:08:45Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Eh? For real? Yup. It’s been a busy month so far. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-new-girlfriend/640268/9 "2012-11-07T21:10:02Z")
Well, good for you both! Congratulations. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-new-girlfriend/640268/10 "2012-11-07T21:11:58Z")
Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Dr\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Doom)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-new-girlfriend/640268/11 "2012-11-07T21:47:20Z")
Is she a “Caniac”? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-new-girlfriend/640268/12 "2012-11-07T22:21:05Z")
Not to my knowledge, no. [Correct context?](http://hurricanes.nhl.com/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-new-girlfriend/640268/13 "2012-11-08T01:05:24Z")
The last time I felt a tingle I was standing in a puddle and had one hand on the electric fence. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-new-girlfriend/640268/14 "2012-11-08T01:38:57Z")
> [@sahirrnee](#): > > The last time I felt a tingle I was standing in a puddle and had one hand on the electric fence. ☹ A puddle of what? ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-new-girlfriend/640268/15 "2012-11-08T17:55:55Z")
> [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](#): > > A puddle of what? LOL It was water, rain water. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-new-girlfriend/640268/16 "2012-11-10T05:55:54Z")
> [@sahirrnee](#): > > LOL > > It was water, rain water. I’m sure it was…at first.