# I have a new neighbor and I do not like him

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-new-neighbor-and-i-do-not-like-him/170848>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 24, 2003, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-new-neighbor-and-i-do-not-like-him/170848 "2003-04-24T14:16:05Z")\
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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-new-neighbor-and-i-do-not-like-him/170848/101 "2003-07-21T17:30:05Z")

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> I had a new neighbor
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> And now I miss his daughter.
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> And he is gone.

Y’know, if Ms. Imbroglio is one of those hot-blooded types with great senses of _honor_, you just might want to be sure that she never discovers the SDMB and stumbles across _that_ post. (Unless, of course, that contrary to your misdirection, Ms. Imbroglio is the daughter.)

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**Author:** ![KarmaComa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e36b37/32.png) [@KarmaComa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarmaComa)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-new-neighbor-and-i-do-not-like-him/170848/102 "2003-07-21T18:34:52Z")

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And I read

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> **And maybe a couple of old tires painted white and filled with marigolds.**

As “And maybe a couple of old tires painted white and filled with mongoloids.”

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**Author:** ![KarmaComa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e36b37/32.png) [@KarmaComa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarmaComa)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-new-neighbor-and-i-do-not-like-him/170848/103 "2003-07-21T18:37:35Z")

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Oops! I thought there was only one page of posts. Man, is that out of context!

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-new-neighbor-and-i-do-not-like-him/170848/104 "2003-07-22T07:13:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tomndebb \*  
> \*\*Y’know, if Ms. Imbroglio is one of those hot-blooded types with great senses of _honor_, you just might want to be sure that she never discovers the SDMB and stumbles across _that_ post. (Unless, of course, that contrary to your misdirection, Ms. Imbroglio is the daughter.) \*\*

Ahem. Well, that is something isn’t it.

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