# I have a problem (warning TMI)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-problem-warning-tmi/176705>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 22, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-problem-warning-tmi/176705 "2003-05-22T01:15:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-problem-warning-tmi/176705/41 "2003-05-24T21:24:14Z")

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_When your balls hang out  
Do they wobble all about?  
Do you get that funny feeling  
Like they’re hanging from the ceiling?_  
How 'bout taking a really, really cold shower before hand so that those babies shrivel up real good?

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-problem-warning-tmi/176705/42 "2003-05-24T23:21:01Z")

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I’m glad all my parts are tucked inside, well that’s not completely true as I do have boobs but boy, having your balls in the toilet bowl, never thought about that before.

Although, being able to write in the snow would be kinda cool.

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-problem-warning-tmi/176705/43 "2003-05-25T00:01:10Z")

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Before you take a dump, sit on a big block of ice for a few minutes.

That’ll fix you right up.

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**Author:** ![Billy\_Rubin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billy_rubin/32/3622_2.png) [@Billy\_Rubin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_Rubin)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-problem-warning-tmi/176705/44 "2003-05-25T00:37:35Z")

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S’cool, stuffy. [many of us](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=148544) have the same issue.

b.

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**Author:** ![Quack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e99b99/32.png) [@Quack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quack)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-problem-warning-tmi/176705/45 "2003-05-25T03:57:51Z")

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I just hate it when the residual splash gets you right in the huevos. Nothing worse than the soaked scrotum.

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