# I have a slight headache **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 11, 2002, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-slight-headache/97434 "2002-03-11T02:49:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-slight-headache/97434/1 "2002-03-11T02:49:05Z")
But it is SO fucking annoying. I don’t know whether to get up and go take some aspirin, or just go to bed early. ---
**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-slight-headache/97434/2 "2002-03-11T03:10:10Z")
Just go to bed. Weenie. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-slight-headache/97434/3 "2002-03-11T03:28:42Z")
Ah, come on **Ukie**! The all-flaming, all-swearing Pit is down for a month, and the best idea you can come up with for a Pit thread is “a slight headache”? Just go to bed, man! ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-slight-headache/97434/4 "2002-03-11T03:50:24Z")
I think he just wanted to use the word _fuck_ . Its been a while I guess.😃 ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-slight-headache/97434/5 "2002-03-11T04:30:24Z")
Drink a fuckton of water, skip the aspirin, and go to bed. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-slight-headache/97434/6 "2002-03-11T04:32:13Z")
Just go to bed, but then if you are in bed you won’t be reading this. Right? ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-slight-headache/97434/7 "2002-03-11T04:34:21Z")
Take a Vicodin and consider yourself lucky if you _make it_ to the bed. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-slight-headache/97434/8 "2002-03-11T04:51:43Z")
Hey Ike. Ike! **IKE**! \*\*\*UKULELEEEE!!! \*\*\*Wake the fuck up!! How are you feeling? I heard you had a headache. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-slight-headache/97434/9 "2002-03-11T05:14:35Z")
Oh, you sly devil, you. First you tell us you are mad at Percy Shelley. Now you have a headache. Somewhere there is a pattern here. This is really a treasure hunt, insn’t it. Or a contest? That’s it! ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-slight-headache/97434/10 "2002-03-11T15:13:43Z")
He’s trying to get up the nerve to tell us all that in reality, he is **FrankenstIke** , the mythic Doper from out of the misty reaches of the recesses of our dank dark evil loamy fetid past. But, give the man some room. He’s had a tough month, and some fuckwit tightened the bolts on his neck with a Snap-On Tool[sym]Ô[/sym] and he’s just not been right since. There, there, dear. 😃 Cartooniverse p.s. did I do that wrong, or have we lost our Symbols abilities for the time being??? I’ll let it stand in there, in case it just needs a tweaking from the Powers Dat Bee. ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-slight-headache/97434/11 "2002-03-11T15:20:10Z")
So, **Uke** , did you survive the night? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-slight-headache/97434/12 "2002-03-11T15:23:12Z")
Valuable prizes await all our lucky winners! Clue Number Three: **Riae htnisg gesihsy aldrib eg dirropeht.** ---
**Author:** ![shannybonanny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@shannybonanny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shannybonanny)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-slight-headache/97434/13 "2002-03-11T15:37:01Z")
The porridge bird lays his eggs in the air. But…what does it mean?