# I have a truckload of bacon! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 19, 2011, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570 "2011-07-19T12:53:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/21 "2011-07-19T22:18:33Z")
> [@Simmerdown](#): > > Hope there’s still some left. Enjoy your bacon. [BACON] And **Kolga** , Enjoy your bacon. [BACON] **TriPolar** , here is a pound of bacon and a bag of brown sugar. You may use the oven over here. [BACON][BROWN SUGAR] ---
**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/22 "2011-07-19T22:21:33Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > [This](http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Caramelized-Bacon-3059)will cure any vegetarian. It may not cure my SO of his vegetarianism, but it’ll definitely cure me of any healthy levels of cholesterol I might have left. I’ll try that out this weekend 🙂 > [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > And **Kolga** , Enjoy your bacon. > > [BACON] nomnomnom ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/23 "2011-07-19T22:59:26Z")
If every one would please rise and face the[flag](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cHTuejRwWho/S1Pz_QVKk0I/AAAAAAAAB4g/4iKGnBNu4dM/s400/bacon%2Bflag.jpg&imgrefurl=http://killerbeesmakethemostdelicioushoney.blogspot.com/2010/01/its-bacon-world.html&h=400&w=400&sz=15&tbnid=4NfyD7fd1HhwfM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=90&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dbacon%2Bflag%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=bacon+flag&usg=__YDg21qnUzBVKRgZlDCEcDbuHjpI=&sa=X&ei=NgwmTqehMPO50AHK54DOCg&ved=0CCUQ9QEwAg)while we play our [national anthem](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOj8Y9DZzIc). Gentlemen, please remove your hats as a sign of respect. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/24 "2011-07-19T23:18:12Z")
If you have any left I’d be happy to take some off your hands! I feel like making pasta salad, and bacon makes pasta salad better. Bacon makes everything better, what am I saying? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/25 "2011-07-19T23:26:56Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > [This](http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Caramelized-Bacon-3059)will cure any vegetarian. It’s even better if it is peppered bacon. Yuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm (I’m still chewing)mmmmmmmmmmm. Ahh. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/26 "2011-07-19T23:28:01Z")
Inigo, I will gladly pay you Thursday for some bacon today. Signed, Wimpy ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/27 "2011-07-20T01:34:54Z")
I have some fresh snap beans and little red potatoes that I’d gladly share if I were to have some bacon to season them with. Also, some fresh tomatoes from the farmers’ market for BLTs…if only I had the “B”. ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/28 "2011-07-20T01:40:08Z")
I’ve been looking for something to make dinner for the parents with…I’m thinking…BACON! True story. -D/a ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/29 "2011-07-20T02:06:49Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Who wants some? [This guy.](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-aEgzMLjyBsw/TViPp6ATb5I/AAAAAAAAAJM/chPgdvRm-8Q/s1600/ron-swanson.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/30 "2011-07-20T02:22:04Z")
A dozen pounds? Thats an awfully small truck - perhaps a Tonka. But hey, a dozen pounds is 11.9 pounds more than I have at the moment… Brian ---
**Author:** ![humanafterall](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/humanafterall/32/19654_2.png) [@humanafterall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/humanafterall)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/31 "2011-07-20T03:26:43Z")
I know who else likes bacon. Try Harley Morenstein and the guys of EpicMealTime. Just make sure to have some Jack Daniels to go with that bacon. ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/32 "2011-07-20T06:58:56Z")
Um…are you married? I think I love you…and your bacon. ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/33 "2011-07-20T07:00:02Z")
Sorry double post…can you not delete a post on SD? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Unexpected\_Okapi\_Debacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_unexpected_okapi_debacle/32/7702_2.png) [@The\_Unexpected\_Okapi\_Debacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Unexpected_Okapi_Debacle)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/34 "2011-07-20T10:54:09Z")
Real bacon? _blink_ I’ve been eating maize meal, kale, and peanut butter for a year and a half. May I have a tiny scrap if you have any left? Can you throw far? ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/35 "2011-07-20T11:32:52Z")
Moving thread from MPSIMS to Cafe Society. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/36 "2011-07-20T12:13:04Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > Where did you get a truckload of bacon (you lucky son of a something)? Read your Town Charter, boy. “An foodstuffs shall touch the ground, said shall be handed over to the village idiot.” And since I don’t see him around… ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/37 "2011-07-20T13:46:36Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Read your Town Charter, boy. “An foodstuffs shall touch the ground, said shall be handed over to the village idiot.” And since I don’t see him around… Whoops, sorry I’m late. Now may I please have my dirty bacon? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/38 "2011-07-20T14:17:13Z")
**Dr. Girlfriend, missred, Digital is the new Analog, N9IWP, The Unexpected Okapi Debacle** : enjoy y’all’s bacon. [BACON] [BACON] [BACON] [BACON] [BACON] **carnut** –no need to repay, enjoy your bacon [BACON] **lacortadora** –nope, can’t delete posts here, and you have just 5 minutes to get your edits in. Here, delete some bacon [BACON] **Smapti** , The village idiot presents you with bacon and bids you enjoy it. [BACON] But I am cold and among the weathering elements. Would that someone would build me a bacon castle… ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/39 "2011-07-20T14:38:29Z")
: holds out bowl : Might I have some more, Sir? ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/40 "2011-07-20T15:06:12Z")
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