# I have a truckload of bacon! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 19, 2011, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570 "2011-07-19T12:53:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/41 "2011-07-20T15:06:47Z")
Do you have any apples? I’d love to grill up some bacon with some apples chopped into large chunks - fry up the apples (briefly) in the fat, dust with cinnamon-sugar, and you’ve got something really special going on. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/42 "2011-07-20T15:26:10Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > I’ve been bacon-shunned ☹ Sorry, but these oversightts are to be expected from the village idiot. Enjoy your bacon. [BACON] > [@TruCelt](#): > > : holds out bowl : > > Might I have some more, Sir? Enjoy your bacon. [BACON] [BACON GREASE] to **Mr. Excellent**. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/43 "2011-07-20T15:28:31Z")
Yay! In gratitude, allow me to build you a bacon palace. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/44 "2011-07-20T16:10:56Z")
Thanks for the bacon. ---
**Author:** ![lindsaybluth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90db22/32.png) [@lindsaybluth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lindsaybluth)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/45 "2011-07-21T06:12:14Z")
> [@Kolga](#): > > My veggie SO actually succumbed to a piece of bacon at a campout last year. I tease him about the “gateway meat.” There’s a cure out there. Mine inhaled an In-n-Out burger. Centercut bacon is the best, mmmm. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/46 "2011-07-21T15:00:01Z")
A belated thank you for the bacon! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/47 "2011-07-21T16:59:45Z")
I hope it’s a refrigerated truckload! I also hope it doesn’t disappear into a wormhole and appear on another planet in the midst of a famine, causing the residents to die of cholesterol poisoning within 3 days~ ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/48 "2011-07-21T17:10:40Z")
Thank you for the bacon, **Inigo**! The snap beans and BLT were delicious. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/49 "2011-07-21T17:12:47Z")
I’m eating ice cream. Is the bacon crisp enough to crumble? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Unexpected\_Okapi\_Debacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_unexpected_okapi_debacle/32/7702_2.png) [@The\_Unexpected\_Okapi\_Debacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Unexpected_Okapi_Debacle)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/50 "2011-07-21T20:50:56Z")
Thank you! In return, please accept a gift of hippos to put in the moat of your delicious bacon palace. [HIPPOS] ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570/51 "2011-07-22T01:41:28Z")
[quote=“Inigo\_Montoya, post:38, topic:589570”] **carnut** –no need to repay, enjoy your bacon [BACON] thank you, thank you. Just in time for my first ripe tomato of the season too. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-a-truckload-of-bacon/589570.md?page=2)