# I have absolutely nothing profound to say. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 4, 2008, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415 "2008-10-04T04:13:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Debon\_Err](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ea924/32.png) [@Debon\_Err](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debon_Err)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/1 "2008-10-04T04:13:14Z")
Care to add anything? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/2 "2008-10-04T04:14:38Z")
No. ---
**Author:** ![Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cornelius_Tuggerson)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/3 "2008-10-04T04:18:03Z")
I love Stella Artois. Whenever I drink it I’m reminded of a “A Streetcar Named Desire” and Marlon Brando screaming “STELLA!!!” in the movie. PS I never did figure out what part of that play/movie was supposed to signify Stanley raping Blanche. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/4 "2008-10-04T04:20:20Z")
I had a pretty good burrito for dinner. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/5 "2008-10-04T04:21:26Z")
> [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](#): > > PS I never did figure out what part of that play/movie was supposed to signify Stanley raping Blanche. Perhaps it was in the new DVD, the one with extended “never before seen” footage. ---
**Author:** ![InappropriateHumor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eb8c5e/32.png) [@InappropriateHumor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InappropriateHumor)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/6 "2008-10-04T04:37:01Z")
I have nothing profound to say, so I borrowed one: “As far as I’m concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.” Albert Einstein I think he might have been just a skosh deeper than I, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/7 "2008-10-04T04:42:58Z")
I have absolutely nothing profound to say is pretty much my life motto. So you all must be here on this earth to say profound things to me. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/8 "2008-10-04T05:11:26Z")
Coffee gives me intestinal distress. Also, I hate it when people walk into Bathrooms when I have intestinal distress. For I then politely hold it in until they leave. That MIGHT be profound. But it probably isn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/9 "2008-10-04T05:44:34Z")
Eschew obfuscation. ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/10 "2008-10-04T09:33:21Z")
I wish I didn’t have to drive 2 hours and get a military escort to get any beer better than Sam Adams Lager or Corona for $3 a bottle. But it’s sooo good when I get it. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/11 "2008-10-04T10:13:42Z")
“We see not what is, but what we are.” by some medieval Rabbi. I would name him but my Google-fu has failed me. Anyway, that’s profound IMO but most people think it’s bullshit so hey, whatever dude. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/12 "2008-10-04T10:26:38Z")
I \*\*do \*\*have something profound to say, so I am going to say it. Hang on. No I don’t actually. ---
**Author:** ![dba\_Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c37758/32.png) [@dba\_Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dba_Fred)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/13 "2008-10-04T10:53:50Z")
> [@don\_t\_ask](#): > > I \*\*do \*\*have something profound to say, so I am going to say it. > > Hang on. No I don’t actually. But I find **hang on** to be profound and a useful philosophy. Isn’t best we can hope to do while on this small blue ball is to **hang on** to somebody or something? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/14 "2008-10-04T10:58:57Z")
Chicken-style Rice-A-Roni gives me the windy poofs. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/15 "2008-10-04T11:48:03Z")
> [@evlkitty](#): > > Care to add anything? Well as a matter of fact I think I would like to add just a touch more chicken broth to the alfredo sauce next time. ---
**Author:** ![Oregon\_sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/50afbb/32.png) [@Oregon\_sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oregon_sunshine)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/16 "2008-10-04T12:04:11Z")
I have a nasty cold and a pulled muscle in my neck. Waaahhhhhh! :(:(:(☹ ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/17 "2008-10-04T12:44:30Z")
Nor do I ---
**Author:** ![lucky\_henry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc8723/32.png) [@lucky\_henry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lucky_henry)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/18 "2008-10-04T13:06:08Z")
I like the sound of moving air. Not just wind. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/19 "2008-10-04T13:20:28Z")
> [@lucky\_henry](#): > > I like the sound of moving air. Not just wind. I like how that feels. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/20 "2008-10-04T13:30:25Z")
I still insist that the Taco Bell Baja Gordita sauce is the most heavenly food creation in existence. I desperately want a clone recipe of it, but haven’t found one that works. Mmmmmmm…gorditas! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415.md?page=2)