# I have absolutely nothing profound to say. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 4, 2008, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415 "2008-10-04T04:13:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/21 "2008-10-04T14:02:44Z")
“Harassing is tenet, sign is Sarah” – A Sarah Palindrome. ---
**Author:** ![rucciface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ba9def/32.png) [@rucciface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rucciface)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/22 "2008-10-04T16:00:47Z")
I have an irrational hatred of Dorothy Kilgallen. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/23 "2008-10-04T16:52:24Z")
I just got a haircut. ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_From\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Girl\_From\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_From_Mars)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/24 "2008-10-04T23:09:27Z")
I might go for a walk and buy myself something pretty. It takess the pain out of life. ---
**Author:** ![Frustrated\_Wonderer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a4c791/32.png) [@Frustrated\_Wonderer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frustrated_Wonderer)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/25 "2008-10-04T23:46:13Z")
“All you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be”, my siggie Waters is a genius. ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/26 "2008-10-04T23:48:28Z")
_Well some people say I’m obnoxious and lazy I’m uneducated, my opinion means nothin’ But I know I’m a real good dancer_ Crumblin’ Down/John Cougar Mellencamp ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2008, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/27 "2008-10-05T00:59:25Z")
I’ve been spending most of my days staring at microfilm, and now the reels are dancing about in my dreams. ---
**Author:** ![LucyInDisguise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucyindisguise/32/18064_2.png) [@LucyInDisguise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LucyInDisguise)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2008, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/28 "2008-10-05T14:31:19Z")
> [@Frustrated\_Wonderer](#): > > “All you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be”, my siggie > > Waters is a genius. No argument there. However, as for profound thoughts, I’ll see your Waters and raise you a Parsons: > [@](#): > > **From _A Dream Within A Dream_** > … There is … a class of fancies of exquisite delicacy which are not thoughts, and to which as yet I have found it absolutely impossible to adapt to language. … 😃 Lucy ---
**Author:** ![movingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@movingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/movingfinger)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/29 "2008-10-06T04:51:23Z")
Things are more like they are now than they have ever been before. ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/30 "2008-10-06T06:25:30Z")
I washed my hair tonight. ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/31 "2008-10-06T15:38:02Z")
Strawberry Twizzlers. Yum. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/32 "2008-10-06T16:30:41Z")
Two men say they’re Jesus… one of 'em must be wrong. --Mark Knopfler ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/33 "2008-10-06T18:58:39Z")
OP: “I have absolutely nothing profound to say.” You picked the right forum. ---
**Author:** ![dba\_Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c37758/32.png) [@dba\_Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dba_Fred)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/34 "2008-10-07T01:09:53Z")
> [@evlkitty](#): > > I have absolutely nothing profound to say. Which public office are you running for and may I have a bumpersticker? ---
**Author:** ![SuntanTigerTamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@SuntanTigerTamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanTigerTamer)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/35 "2008-10-07T01:49:57Z")
> [@Q.E.D](#): > > No. You just blew my mind. ---
**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/36 "2008-10-07T03:02:19Z")
Bubbles, it’s going to be a long night. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/37 "2008-10-07T03:23:27Z")
I just saw a political commercial for a dude named Dingus. “Bring us Dingus.” They actually said that. Bring us Dingus. By god, Ohio, you’re weird. ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/38 "2008-10-07T03:57:11Z")
“Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I just sits.” I don’t know who said that first. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/39 "2008-10-07T04:10:34Z")
Never make a deal with someone who will live longer than you. ---
**Author:** ![Debon\_Err](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ea924/32.png) [@Debon\_Err](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debon_Err)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2008, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415/40 "2008-10-07T04:18:47Z")
> [@dba\_Fred](#): > > Which public office are you running for and may I have a bumpersticker? I hear there’s going to be an opening in Alaska soon. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-absolutely-nothing-profound-to-say/466415.md?page=3)