# I have achieved SDMB Nirvana **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 25, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-achieved-sdmb-nirvana/177478 "2003-05-25T23:23:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-achieved-sdmb-nirvana/177478/1 "2003-05-25T23:23:11Z")
MY 100th post! Yes, this may be insignificant to you, but not to me. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-achieved-sdmb-nirvana/177478/2 "2003-05-25T23:25:05Z")
And maybe this should be in MPSIMS, no? ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-achieved-sdmb-nirvana/177478/3 "2003-05-25T23:25:41Z")
Q: I have achieved SDMB Nirvana. Is this insignificant to you? A: Yes. This thread can now be closed. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-achieved-sdmb-nirvana/177478/4 "2003-05-25T23:37:55Z")
If thatā€™s nirvana, whatā€™s 10,000? ---
**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-achieved-sdmb-nirvana/177478/5 "2003-05-25T23:40:14Z")
> [@](#): > > If thatā€™s nirvana, whatā€™s 10,000? Easy, Ultra-extreme Nirvana. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-achieved-sdmb-nirvana/177478/6 "2003-05-25T23:51:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by furt \* > \*\*If thatā€™s nirvana, whatā€™s 10,000? \*\* Valhalla. Possibly. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-achieved-sdmb-nirvana/177478/7 "2003-05-26T00:16:21Z")
100 posts and still misusing GQ. ---
**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-achieved-sdmb-nirvana/177478/8 "2003-05-26T00:17:36Z")
Wow, donā€™t kill me. ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-achieved-sdmb-nirvana/177478/9 "2003-05-26T00:18:50Z")
Off to MPSIMS. bibliophage moderator GQ ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-achieved-sdmb-nirvana/177478/10 "2003-05-26T00:22:32Z")
100 posts is a celebration? No offense, but it seems like 1,000 posts is more of a reason. I donā€™t mean to rain on your parade or anything. ---
**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-achieved-sdmb-nirvana/177478/11 "2003-05-26T00:25:47Z")
Well, not exactly a celebration, more like half a celebration, half jokingly. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-achieved-sdmb-nirvana/177478/12 "2003-05-26T00:30:00Z")
Poor Topaz. Just trying to have some fun and gets dumped on. Next time you begin a thread in the wrong spot, click Report this post to a moderator in your post and let the powers that be know. That way the wet blankets wonā€™t get all hippity hoppity on ya. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-achieved-sdmb-nirvana/177478/13 "2003-05-26T00:35:59Z")
Hey, Iā€™m not a wet blanket, Iā€™m only slightly moist! Wait, that didnā€™t sound right. Anyway, happy 100th post. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-achieved-sdmb-nirvana/177478/14 "2003-05-26T00:36:20Z")
Sorry, the only way to reach nirvana on the SDMB is to receive personal acknowledgement from Cecil. Itā€™s not impossible, as posters like **aha** (or should I say ā€œHoo-haā€?) and **Esprix** can attest, but itā€™s not common. That might be for the best, thoughā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-achieved-sdmb-nirvana/177478/15 "2003-05-26T00:41:02Z")
Am I the only one who is sort of afraid of talking to Ed Zā€“erā€¦ Cecil? Iā€™m afraid I might say something stupid and be corrected by him. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-achieved-sdmb-nirvana/177478/16 "2003-05-26T00:48:10Z")
Shhh! Ixnay on the Ottizay! ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-achieved-sdmb-nirvana/177478/17 "2003-05-26T01:34:35Z")
**Topaz** , if you keep posting at the pace in which youā€™ve posted in the last two hours (13 posts in about two hours), youā€™ll hit 10,000 posts in 64 days or thereabouts, thereby achieving true hyper-mega-super-Nirvana. (This assumes no sleep. If you wish to sleep, it will take 95 days or more.) ---
**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-achieved-sdmb-nirvana/177478/18 "2003-05-26T01:36:56Z")
I love being here, Iā€™m a Doper, dammit! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-achieved-sdmb-nirvana/177478/19 "2003-05-26T01:38:34Z")
Donā€™t count on that. . .Iā€™ve been here half of forever and I still havenā€™t hit 300. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-achieved-sdmb-nirvana/177478/20 "2003-05-26T01:41:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KCSuze \* > \*\*Hey, Iā€™m not a wet blanket, Iā€™m only slightly moist! \ \*\* So, Suze: How _YOU_ doinā€™? šŸ˜‰ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-achieved-sdmb-nirvana/177478.md?page=2)