# I have an Egg Salad Sandwich on homemade white bread for lunch today

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 30, 2001, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-egg-salad-sandwich-on-homemade-white-bread-for-lunch-today/90548 "2001-10-30T16:45:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-egg-salad-sandwich-on-homemade-white-bread-for-lunch-today/90548/21 "2001-10-30T20:43:42Z")

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My egg salad recipe…makes two…

4 hard boiled eggs chopped. Yes you must chop them first.  
a dash of vinegar  
two dollops of mayo  
a sprinkling of sugar  
a dash of pepper  
salt to taste…  
Mix very well but mix gently.

Served toasted…no not on toast…toasted. With a big ol’ garlic dill, plain chips and a big glass of sweetened iced tea.

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-egg-salad-sandwich-on-homemade-white-bread-for-lunch-today/90548/22 "2001-10-30T22:30:22Z")

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I had egg salad for dinner last night. And, coincidentally, I have 4 hardboiled eggs left over. I’m thinking about having it again tonight.

That sure would be yummy. Gottta go.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-egg-salad-sandwich-on-homemade-white-bread-for-lunch-today/90548/23 "2001-10-31T01:46:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \*  
> \*\*What’s the deal with Hellman’s Mayo, anyway?
> 
> Someone (was it you, Mr Cynical?) was asking me what brand of mayo I used. Given the tone of voice, it was clear to me that the conversation would end and my friend would stomp out, never looking back, if I answered wrong. I, thank heavens, said “Hellman’s” which was apparently the right answer. The tense moment passed. \*\*

You’re damn right. It’s Hellman’s, Best Foods, or NOTHING.

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**Author:** ![lurker\_b](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bbce88/32.png) [@lurker\_b](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurker_b)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-egg-salad-sandwich-on-homemade-white-bread-for-lunch-today/90548/24 "2001-10-31T03:53:24Z")

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There are other brands of mayo?

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**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-egg-salad-sandwich-on-homemade-white-bread-for-lunch-today/90548/25 "2001-10-31T04:07:56Z")

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Not me, I love Miracle Whip too!! MMmmmMMMM

A sandwich just isn’t a sandwich without the tangy zip of miracle whip!!

Now I have to go make my lunch for tomorrow, guess what it will be??

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**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-egg-salad-sandwich-on-homemade-white-bread-for-lunch-today/90548/26 "2001-10-31T04:57:23Z")

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A toenail, eyeball and Miracle Whip sandwich if **Jarbabyj** catches ya! 😉

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**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-egg-salad-sandwich-on-homemade-white-bread-for-lunch-today/90548/27 "2001-10-31T17:49:52Z")

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hehehehe

I have it again today!

Envy me, dopers.

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**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-egg-salad-sandwich-on-homemade-white-bread-for-lunch-today/90548/28 "2001-10-31T19:30:24Z")

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My egg salad consists of:

12 finely chopped HB eggs (you’ll see why I use so many in a sec)  
1 c. Mircle Whip (real mayo sucks!)  
1/2 c. Mustard  
1/2 c. Sweet Pickle Relish  
4 Sweet Pickles - chopped  
Salt and Pepper to taste

I’ll usually make 2-3 egg salad sandwiches and then, if I’m tired of egg salad I can just add a can of tuna and _viola_, tuna salad!!

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