# I have an extra ticket to Britney Spears

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-extra-ticket-to-britney-spears/111476>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 30, 2002, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-extra-ticket-to-britney-spears/111476 "2002-05-30T01:25:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![BrattiAtti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@BrattiAtti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrattiAtti)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-extra-ticket-to-britney-spears/111476/1 "2002-05-30T01:25:52Z")

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She’s playing at the Rose Garden in Portland, OR, tomorrow night (Thursday) at 7 or so. My “date” is blowing me off, so I have an extra ticket. I’m not trying to sell it; I’m willing to give it to anyone interested. It’s not a very good seat as it’s in the third section back, but it should be facing the stage. (I’ve never been to Rose Garden before and guessed on the stage setup.) They’re will-call tix, so you’d have to meet me there to get yours. Reply or whatever if you’re interested.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-extra-ticket-to-britney-spears/111476/2 "2002-05-30T01:43:07Z")

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Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine…  
I’ll start.

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> It’s not a very good seat

Damnit, I…I just. Can’t. Do it. It’s too easy! Like shooting blonde bimbos in a barrel.

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**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-extra-ticket-to-britney-spears/111476/3 "2002-05-30T02:04:29Z")

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I know it’s cruel but my first thought upon reading the title of this thread was: “Good Lord, burn them both”.

Normally I am nicer than this… I hang my head in shame.

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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-extra-ticket-to-britney-spears/111476/4 "2002-05-30T04:26:58Z")

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I wish I could go. Britney is my favourite. ☹

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**Author:** ![freckles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47c2d/32.png) [@freckles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckles)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-extra-ticket-to-britney-spears/111476/5 "2002-05-30T07:44:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Slainte \*  
> \*\*I know it’s cruel but my first thought upon reading the title of this thread was: “Good Lord, burn them both”.
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> Normally I am nicer than this… I hang my head in shame. \*\*

You are not alone, I thought the exact same when I saw the thread title 🙂

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**Author:** ![Fibonacci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Fibonacci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fibonacci)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-extra-ticket-to-britney-spears/111476/6 "2002-05-30T13:24:03Z")

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Hmmm… Is Britney over?  
I had some suite tickets for Britney for a number of months to take my daughters (13 & 10). When I first told them about the tickets, they were so excited.  
Last week when I reminded them about the show coming up, neither wanted to go any more.  
I can’t say that I’ll miss her.  
Anyone else notice her dropping out of favor with their kids?

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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-extra-ticket-to-britney-spears/111476/7 "2002-05-30T17:04:32Z")

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Oh my…must resist…

No. I can’t do it.

But hey, **Bratti** …If you want to meet some more Portland Dopers, we’re having a get-together Sunday at the St. Johns Pub. (Thread [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=116819).) You can give us a review of the Britney show.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-extra-ticket-to-britney-spears/111476/8 "2002-05-30T17:19:09Z")

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Re thread title: isn’t the word ‘extra’ redundant? 😃

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-extra-ticket-to-britney-spears/111476/9 "2002-05-31T00:59:27Z")

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Apropos of nothing, I had a roommate who went to an NSync concert to meet lots of young horny girls. It worked. So, ladies, if you want to meet young horny guys (seeing as how they’re in such short supply), you may want to consider this.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-extra-ticket-to-britney-spears/111476/10 "2002-05-31T01:27:23Z")

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> I have an extra ticket to Britney Spears

So, that would be _two_ too many, right?

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**Author:** ![Palve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a698b9/32.png) [@Palve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palve)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-extra-ticket-to-britney-spears/111476/11 "2002-05-31T01:53:29Z")

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For the love of God, BURN IT!

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**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-extra-ticket-to-britney-spears/111476/12 "2002-05-31T02:12:24Z")

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**BURN IT!!! BURN IT!!! MAKE IT DIE!!! I’LL BUY IT FROM YOU TO BURN IT!!! MAKE IT DIE!!! EVIL!!! EVIL!!!**
