# I have an I. P. Freely example, IRL!!!!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-i-p-freely-example-irl/680748
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 7, 2014, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-i-p-freely-example-irl/680748 "2014-02-07T12:31:44Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2014, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-i-p-freely-example-irl/680748/1 "2014-02-07T12:31:44Z")
[Well, not I. P. Freely exactly, but close enough.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=391969&highlight=Ivana)
Was sorting out some boxes of old letters, memorabilia and kids school stuff tonight when I came across some school work of my son when he was in primary school (he’s 29 now).
And one of his classmates was named: **Ivana Legin**. I think I remember guffawing at her name way back when, but in the intervening years of course, had forgotten.
But I cacked myself again tonight. 😃
(Ivana, if you happen to google your name and see this post, I sincerely apologise. Just remember Chelt Nth PS as the great school it was until Jeff Kennett)
(And for those of you without phonetic skills, Ivana Legin translated means, I want a leg in, or I want to fuck…)
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### Author:  [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2014, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-i-p-freely-example-irl/680748/2 "2014-02-07T13:03:43Z")
Is (or was) “a leg in” a phrase that anyone really used in your neck of the woods? I’ve never heard it before, myself (grew up in 70s-80s northeast US).
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### Author:  [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2014, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-i-p-freely-example-irl/680748/3 "2014-02-07T13:48:29Z")
I’ve never heard “a leg in” as a saying either.
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### Author:  [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2014, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-i-p-freely-example-irl/680748/4 "2014-02-07T14:17:20Z")
I went to high school with a Pat Hiscock.
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### Author:  [@leahcim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leahcim)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2014, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-i-p-freely-example-irl/680748/5 "2014-02-07T14:21:33Z")
One of the staff at uni was named “Dick Pullin”.
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### Author:  [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2014, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-i-p-freely-example-irl/680748/6 "2014-02-07T14:22:00Z")
I access a system where your user name is a combination of your first and last name and possibly a letter.
Best/worst one I’ve run across yet: NIGGA1
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### Author:  [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2014, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-i-p-freely-example-irl/680748/7 "2014-02-07T14:31:47Z")
My brother hung around with Mike Hunt. No joke.
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### Author:  [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2014, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-i-p-freely-example-irl/680748/8 "2014-02-07T14:52:16Z")
I used to work with a Richard Head. Much to his chagrin, most of his co-workers called him Dick. Even worse, they Charlie Browned him and would also use his last name. He was a major blowhard a-hole, so it fit.
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### Author:  [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2014, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-i-p-freely-example-irl/680748/9 "2014-02-07T16:22:37Z")
> [@Leaffan](#):
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> I’ve never heard “a leg in” as a saying either.
Yeah, I don’t get it. What’s funny about the name?
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### Author:  [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2014, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-i-p-freely-example-irl/680748/10 "2014-02-07T16:26:29Z")
One time I was looking at a book of folk songs, and I found one that was really sexual and filthy. I then read the name of the guy who sang it - his name was… Harry Cox! I couldn’t stop laughing.
(The song is called ‘‘The Knife in the Window.’’ I didn’t want to link it here because it’s kinda NSFW but you can look it up if you like.)
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### Author:  [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2014, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-i-p-freely-example-irl/680748/11 "2014-02-07T16:59:47Z")
The President and CEO of the charity Food for the Poor is called Robin Mahfood. [No, really](http://www.foodforthepoor.org/about/leadership/president.html)
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### Author:  [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2014, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-i-p-freely-example-irl/680748/12 "2014-02-07T17:45:36Z")
I found exactly zero hits for “Leg In” as slang for sex.
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### Author:  [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-i-p-freely-example-irl/680748/13 "2014-02-07T17:48:45Z")
My parents knew a man named Harry Peters. He was quite the Quagmire type and used his name as a pick up line back in the 70s.
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### Author:  [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2014, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-i-p-freely-example-irl/680748/14 "2014-02-07T17:56:50Z")
There was a show on the Discovery Channel called “Man, Woman Vs Wild”. It was like Bear Grylls’s program “Man Vs Wild,” but with a married couple. The male host’s name?
Myke Hawke.
My Cock.
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### Author:  [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2014, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-i-p-freely-example-irl/680748/15 "2014-02-07T18:00:54Z")
> [@Baron\_Greenback](#):
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> The President and CEO of the charity Food for the Poor is called Robin Mahfood. [No, really](http://www.foodforthepoor.org/about/leadership/president.html)
That’s waaayyyy funnier than [Bernie Madoff](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Madoff). (Pronounced made off.)
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### Author:  [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2014, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-i-p-freely-example-irl/680748/16 "2014-02-07T18:08:32Z")
There was a local slightly famous guy around here a while ago named Dick Hehr. His son was named Kent Hehr.
And then there’s the local real estate agent, Anita Dyck.
We watched an episode of Judge Judy last week that featured a plaintiff named Kokka Coleman (pronounced “Coca”).
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### Author:  [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2014, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-i-p-freely-example-irl/680748/17 "2014-02-07T18:23:55Z")
I knew someone named Rita Story.
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### Author:  [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2014, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-i-p-freely-example-irl/680748/18 "2014-02-07T18:27:12Z")
I regularly correspond with a Candy Gram. Truth. Spelling and all.
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### Author:  [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2014, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-i-p-freely-example-irl/680748/19 "2014-02-07T18:41:15Z")
I need to do this with out making it Googleable…
A guy at work, who recently left, had the last name G.o.o.d.i.c.k.
First name L.a.n.c.e.
Best porn name ever.
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### Author:  [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2014, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-an-i-p-freely-example-irl/680748/20 "2014-02-07T18:52:52Z")
I’ve heard of getting “a leg up” on something, but never “a leg in”.
A former cow-orker said that in his hometown, there was a guy named Harry Deal (or Diehl?), and he was big.
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