# I have been ragged by my seniors need help. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 8, 2014, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-been-ragged-by-my-seniors-need-help/697846 "2014-09-08T08:59:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-been-ragged-by-my-seniors-need-help/697846/21 "2014-09-08T14:31:57Z")
> [@MickNickMaggies](#): > > I hear some people prefer the cave 'round the back. Just try to avoid the cave during the windy season. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-been-ragged-by-my-seniors-need-help/697846/22 "2014-09-08T15:21:35Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Just try to avoid the cave during the windy season. And if the area is posted **NO TRESPASSING** , do not try to sneak in! ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-been-ragged-by-my-seniors-need-help/697846/23 "2014-09-08T15:35:10Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > After some fun times exploring the mountains, the forest offers its own delights. The forest can be tough going if it is overly verdant though, so I first prefer to clear the old wood and let the sunshine in. If it’s green, something is wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-been-ragged-by-my-seniors-need-help/697846/24 "2014-09-08T15:41:15Z")
1. it rains regularly in manipal, do you like to get wet.? Sorry, I’m usually too busy having sex to go out in the rain. 2. if push means shove, how hard can you shove and how fast can you ride.? Sorry, I’m usually too busy having sex to go out for a ride. 3. do you like the mountains in the north or forests in the south.? Sorry… ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-been-ragged-by-my-seniors-need-help/697846/25 "2014-09-08T16:27:08Z")
> [@harsh](#): > > so i’m studying in a place called manipal in India. As I’m a fresher my senior ragged me they gave me paper which is full of molesting and double meaning questions need help to answer them back in a rude way. so the questions are > > 1. it rains regularly in manipal, do you like to get wet.? > 2. if push means shove, how hard can you shove and how fast can you ride.? > 3. do you like the mountains in the north or forests in the south.? > Please help me in giving them rude replies for their questions . 1. it rains regularly in manipal, do you like to get wet? It depend on how much your mother squirts. 1. if push means shove, how hard can you shove and how fast can you ride? I can shove as hard as your mother can take & ride as fast as she wants. 1. do you like the mountains in the north or forests in the south? I’ll hike your mother’s mountains before I have a nice lunch in her forest. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-been-ragged-by-my-seniors-need-help/697846/26 "2014-09-08T20:09:07Z")
I’d go for “utterly baffling” as responses: 1. I usually run fast enough to dodge the raindrops, if you know what I mean! 2. The best ride comes from whacking the horse with the flat of the shovel. 3. I don’t know, but the river in between can yield some mighty fat fish! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-been-ragged-by-my-seniors-need-help/697846.md?page=1)