# I have buyer's remorse for slutty boots. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 22, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-buyers-remorse-for-slutty-boots/341116 "2006-01-22T16:26:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-buyers-remorse-for-slutty-boots/341116/41 "2006-01-25T07:00:15Z")
So, am I the only one who thinks that boots with a full-length skirt is a hot combination? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-buyers-remorse-for-slutty-boots/341116/42 "2006-01-25T07:12:05Z")
three cheers for girls wanting to be slutty! (or at least FEEL slutty…yeah, i know i’ll get my head ripped off if i don’t make THAT distinction) hip hip HORRAY!!! but um…yeah…the boots…they’re yummy…let’s just…have less clothes…or make them easy access with velcro or no clothes and just skip the preliminaries and head straight for the Main Event. anyone (male) oppose this thought? didn’t think so. while we’re on the topic, any gal buy anything else kinda slutty with/without remorse? this could lend itself to pictures…i mean…deep, spiritual conversation on the nature of cotton versus exotic fabrics… ---
**Author:** ![coffeecat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coffeecat/32/3405_2.png) [@coffeecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffeecat)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-buyers-remorse-for-slutty-boots/341116/43 "2006-01-25T12:33:00Z")
Wearing slutty boots to work improves patient morale. It’s very professional. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-buyers-remorse-for-slutty-boots/341116/44 "2006-01-25T13:34:28Z")
> [@Raguleader](#): > > So, am I the only one who thinks that boots with a full-length skirt is a hot combination? 🙂 No, you’re definately not the only one. I love that look. Something about the way the wearer sits and crosses her legs, and the long skirt opens a bit to reveal… the knee-high boots… oh dear. I’m ready. But I just got to work. It’s going to be a long day. Time to call my wife and tell her what she should be wearing when I get home. ---
**Author:** ![Mooella](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mooella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooella)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-buyers-remorse-for-slutty-boots/341116/45 "2006-01-25T14:42:36Z")
Life is short, Buy the Shoes!!! ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-buyers-remorse-for-slutty-boots/341116/46 "2006-01-25T15:37:44Z")
Google is coming up with some good ads for this thread! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-buyers-remorse-for-slutty-boots/341116/47 "2006-01-25T16:55:54Z")
> [@Daithi Lacha](#): > > Oh. My. > _fans self_ +1 **irishgirl** - if you get one great wearing out of them that is a good thing for you and your hubby - they paid for themselves… ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-buyers-remorse-for-slutty-boots/341116/48 "2006-01-25T17:05:59Z")
> [@Raguleader](#): > > So, am I the only one who thinks that boots with a full-length skirt is a hot combination? 🙂 Oh, good - that’s what I wore to work yesterday (and I hadn’t even read this thread yet). I was worried that it looked stupid. My boots don’t have 5" spike heels, however. I’d be crippled by them if they did. ---
**Author:** ![melondeca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@melondeca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melondeca)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-buyers-remorse-for-slutty-boots/341116/49 "2006-01-25T17:30:21Z")
**Irishgirl** , you should wear your slutty boots with pride. Don’t feel like they are too slutty…you could have bought [these](http://howcool.com/catalog/popup_image.php?pID=435&osCsid=ca0c7c2eada54eb04ca49b0306fd88d0) instead. I wore those to my wedding, btw. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-buyers-remorse-for-slutty-boots/341116/50 "2006-01-25T18:12:53Z")
> [@melondeca](#): > > **Irishgirl** , you should wear your slutty boots with pride. Don’t feel like they are too slutty…you could have bought [these](http://howcool.com/catalog/popup_image.php?pID=435&osCsid=ca0c7c2eada54eb04ca49b0306fd88d0) instead. I wore those to my wedding, btw. Story please. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-buyers-remorse-for-slutty-boots/341116/51 "2006-01-25T18:43:25Z")
> [@WordMan](#): > > Story please. i second that erection…er…motion ---
**Author:** ![melondeca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@melondeca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melondeca)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-buyers-remorse-for-slutty-boots/341116/52 "2006-01-25T19:00:23Z")
> [@WordMan](#): > > Story please. I can do better. [Here](http://www.kodakgallery.com/PhotoView.jsp?&collid=85662182508.72496674508.1138215412993&photoid=72678674508&view=1&page=1&sort_order=0&albumsperpage=12&navfolderid=2005) is a picture of me on my wedding day in my kick ass boots. Feel free to look through the other pictures to get an idea of what the wedding was like. ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-buyers-remorse-for-slutty-boots/341116/53 "2006-01-25T19:32:31Z")
> [@melondeca](#): > > I can do better. [Here](http://www.kodakgallery.com/PhotoView.jsp?&collid=85662182508.72496674508.1138215412993&photoid=72678674508&view=1&page=1&sort_order=0&albumsperpage=12&navfolderid=2005) is a picture of me on my wedding day in my kick ass boots. Feel free to look through the other pictures to get an idea of what the wedding was like. Sadly, the link didn’t work for me. I’m _really_ curious about your wedding now. ---
**Author:** ![Hokkaido\_Brit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d26b3c/32.png) [@Hokkaido\_Brit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hokkaido_Brit)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2006, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-buyers-remorse-for-slutty-boots/341116/54 "2006-01-26T03:31:16Z")
There was a pair of slutty boots very similar to the ones you posted in the hallway of our kid’s kindergarten when I and the older kid (9) went to pick him up yesterday. Big Kid looks at the boots and says, “WHOSE are those???” I said they were probably the young piano teacher’s, and he made a grimace. So for a laugh, I said, “Shall I wear a pair of those boots and a nice short skirt, and a tight low black top???” Kid just about had a heart attack and spluttered, “NO! You won’t!” “Wouldn’t I look pretty then?” I asked. He then said very pompously, “It’s not a matter of being pretty, it’s a matter of being NOT DISGUSTING.” Sigh… Even my own kid has a fairly accurate view of what such boots would do for me… Enjoy the boots. To the full. While you still can. ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2006, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-buyers-remorse-for-slutty-boots/341116/55 "2006-01-26T07:13:38Z")
> [@YaWanna](#): > > Oh, good - that’s what I wore to work yesterday (and I hadn’t even read this thread yet). I was worried that it looked stupid. > > My boots don’t have 5" spike heels, however. I’d be crippled by them if they did. Well, when I imagine boots worn with a full-length skirt, they’re either hiking/combat boots or cowboy/riding boots. Hell, I go to Texas A&M, you KNOW I like girls wearing riding boots with full-length skirts. (Boot chasers of the world, unite! 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2006, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-buyers-remorse-for-slutty-boots/341116/56 "2006-01-26T16:14:38Z")
> [@little\*bit](#): > > Sadly, the link didn’t work for me. I’m _really_ curious about your wedding now. The link doesn’t work for me either. **melondeca** , you’re such a tease. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2006, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-buyers-remorse-for-slutty-boots/341116/57 "2006-01-26T16:41:36Z")
May I just add that this thread made me break into a sweat? Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![melondeca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@melondeca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melondeca)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2006, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-buyers-remorse-for-slutty-boots/341116/58 "2006-01-26T16:46:58Z")
> [@AngelicGemma](#): > > The link doesn’t work for me either. > > **melondeca** , you’re such a tease. 😃 You may have to log in. User name m\_zucker at yahoo dot com, password fletcher. ---
**Author:** ![fireman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@fireman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fireman)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2006, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-buyers-remorse-for-slutty-boots/341116/59 "2006-01-26T16:52:56Z")
Hey, I know that place! Nice wedding pics! I’m surprised I didn’t see my brother in any of the pictures, he hangs out there a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2006, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-buyers-remorse-for-slutty-boots/341116/60 "2006-01-26T18:03:08Z")
> [@melondeca](#): > > I can do better. [Here](http://www.kodakgallery.com/PhotoView.jsp?&collid=85662182508.72496674508.1138215412993&photoid=72678674508&view=1&page=1&sort_order=0&albumsperpage=12&navfolderid=2005) is a picture of me on my wedding day in my kick ass boots. Feel free to look through the other pictures to get an idea of what the wedding was like. I’m getting an “album not found” message, and I’m ashamed that I was even looking! 😃 :eek: :o [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-buyers-remorse-for-slutty-boots/341116.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-buyers-remorse-for-slutty-boots/341116.md?page=4)