# I have cancer, \[RIP, Updated Title\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-cancer-rip-updated-title/785643>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 1, 2017, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-cancer-rip-updated-title/785643 "2017-05-01T15:28:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-cancer-rip-updated-title/785643/21 "2017-05-01T21:26:05Z")

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I have nothing to offer but sympathy, but I have plenty of that. Other than my sons and grandchildren, I have lost every other member of my family to cancer. All of them died much too young.

I hope you have family and friends close by to help you. Let them help. It will mean as much to them as to you.

I will be praying for you and yours.

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**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-cancer-rip-updated-title/785643/22 "2017-05-01T21:26:20Z")

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**MonkeyMensch** - I’m sorry for your news. I hope treatment can give you the best, longest time possible. And look at **Maggie the Ocelot** - Don’t count yourself out too early.

StG

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-cancer-rip-updated-title/785643/23 "2017-05-01T21:27:56Z")

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Sorry to hear that.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-cancer-rip-updated-title/785643/24 "2017-05-01T21:30:12Z")

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Very sorry to hear this; best wishes to you and family.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-cancer-rip-updated-title/785643/25 "2017-05-01T22:09:08Z")

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Oh man, **MonkeyMensch** , I am so sorry.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-cancer-rip-updated-title/785643/26 "2017-05-01T22:17:44Z")

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Sorry to hear this. But could someone fight my ignorance and tell me what GBM is? Obviously it’s cancer but what type?

ETA: nm, I googled it.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-cancer-rip-updated-title/785643/27 "2017-05-01T22:21:06Z")

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It’s a type of brain tumor. Very bad.

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-cancer-rip-updated-title/785643/28 "2017-05-01T22:54:58Z")

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> [@MonkeyMensch](#):
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> I’m scum and will die soon. tough shit, me.

As one scum to another - I’m glad you are still around.

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-cancer-rip-updated-title/785643/29 "2017-05-01T23:01:08Z")

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Sorry to hear that. I recognize your name too.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-cancer-rip-updated-title/785643/30 "2017-05-01T23:11:21Z")

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> [@MonkeyMensch](#):
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> I’m scum and will die soon. tough shit, me.

I take issue with the “scum” part. You ain’t scum. You’re a good egg, too. Just know you’ve got lots of people here who like you and care about you.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-cancer-rip-updated-title/785643/31 "2017-05-01T23:17:56Z")

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Shit, I am so sorry.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-cancer-rip-updated-title/785643/32 "2017-05-01T23:53:53Z")

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Remember the story about the Canadian band “The Tragically Hip” and singer Gord Downie?  
Same diagnosis.

Sent from my XT1635-02 using Tapatalk

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-cancer-rip-updated-title/785643/33 "2017-05-02T00:00:24Z")

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Well, fuck.

☹

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-cancer-rip-updated-title/785643/34 "2017-05-02T00:43:07Z")

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I’m sorry. man.

Fuck cancer.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-cancer-rip-updated-title/785643/35 "2017-05-02T01:03:11Z")

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I’m sorry to hear your news.

> [@MonkeyMensch](#):
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> I’m scum and will die soon. tough shit, me.

I don’t know you well, but this sounds like s story. Why not tell it here…?

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-cancer-rip-updated-title/785643/36 "2017-05-02T01:27:46Z")

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Dang. That’s one of the really tough ones. Sorry this is happening to you **MonkeyMensch**.

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-cancer-rip-updated-title/785643/37 "2017-05-02T01:39:25Z")

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I am really sorry to hear about this.

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**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-cancer-rip-updated-title/785643/38 "2017-05-02T02:03:19Z")

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Hi, MM.

Sorry to hear about this, I don’t want to imagine what you must be feeling. I wish the best of luck to you, and you never know, you may be that one person who lucks out with it.

In the meantime, I looked up some promising research about something that can stop the cancer from growing, provided they can slow or stop it temporarily, the first time.

[https://news.northwestern.edu/stories/2015/04/cancer-genes-turned-off-in-deadly-brain-cancer](https://news.northwestern.edu/stories/2015/04/cancer-genes-turned-off-in-deadly-brain-cancer)

The article is from a couple years ago, so maybe there have been some improvements on it, its worth taking a look into, maybe calling the University Hospital and seeing if they will see you or something.

Take care, best of luck!

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**Author:** ![Periwinkle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Periwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Periwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-cancer-rip-updated-title/785643/39 "2017-05-02T02:54:48Z")

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That’s a tough break, I’m very sorry. I hope your doctors are kind and talented and give you the best possible care and treatment.

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-cancer-rip-updated-title/785643/40 "2017-05-02T04:08:24Z")

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I’m sorry.

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