# I have decided to become a Sith Lord. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 2, 2006, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-decided-to-become-a-sith-lord/378852 "2006-11-02T16:05:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-decided-to-become-a-sith-lord/378852/21 "2006-11-03T00:03:14Z")
[QUOTE=Daithi Lacha] Also, I clouded their minds and bent them to my iron will. [/QUOTE] Ah! Always a good move. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-decided-to-become-a-sith-lord/378852/22 "2006-11-03T00:11:33Z")
[QUOTE=carnivorousplant] Ah! Always a good move. [/QUOTE] Yeah. Now if I could only get Jimmy the milkshake guy to stop calling me “Darth Dork.” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-decided-to-become-a-sith-lord/378852/23 "2006-11-03T00:15:23Z")
[QUOTE=Daithi Lacha] Yeah. Now if I could only get Jimmy the milkshake guy to stop calling me “Darth Dork.” [/QUOTE] I should think that soda jerks have “choking accidents” quite frequently, what with those exotic syrups and carbonated beverages they deal with. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-decided-to-become-a-sith-lord/378852/24 "2006-11-03T13:25:14Z")
[QUOTE=carnivorousplant] I should think that soda jerks have “choking accidents” quite frequently, what with those exotic syrups and carbonated beverages they deal with. [/QUOTE] Carnivorousplant, I like the way you think. Come to the Dark Side - we’re scrumpdillyishus®. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-decided-to-become-a-sith-lord/378852/25 "2006-11-03T13:41:27Z")
[QUOTE=Daithi Lacha] Carnivorousplant, I like the way you think. Come to the Dark Side - we’re scrumpdillyishus®. [/QUOTE] So, tell me about the [Dental Plan](http://warpdrive.dhs.org/~aric/palpatine.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-decided-to-become-a-sith-lord/378852/26 "2006-11-03T14:50:26Z")
[QUOTE=carnivorousplant] So, tell me about the [Dental Plan](http://warpdrive.dhs.org/~aric/palpatine.jpg) [/QUOTE] Oh, he’s Delta Dental, just like the rest of us. You expected the Dark Side to use anything else? Actually, we have several of our numbers on the inside there, like Darth Bicuspid and Darth Retainer. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-decided-to-become-a-sith-lord/378852/27 "2006-11-03T15:12:43Z")
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya] My cape and red light saber should be here any day… [/QUOTE] From: Ebay Customer Service To: **Mr. Inigo Montoya** Re: Auction Item Cancellation (#190182467085) Dear Ebay Customer: Auction #190182467085, **“LØØK!!! NIB! Sith Lord Black Cape and Red Light Saber”** , offered by seller, **“JdiKllr06”** has been retracted. Our records show that you were the winning bidder before the auction was retracted. The seller has posted the following as the reason for the retraction: "Seller has not specified a valid method of payment. Seller only wishes to pay in Imperial Credits. Valid payment accepted is Paypal, Mastercard, Visa, Discover and American Express. I have contacted seller many times by e-mail, but he will only respond via the Force. I must have an e-mail confirmation of valid payment for my records. Buyer also tried to negotiate a lower price after the auction ended, waving his hand and saying, ‘30 Imperial Credits will be fine.’ " This item has been re-listed as item #19027941236587). Regards, Ebay Customer Support ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-decided-to-become-a-sith-lord/378852/28 "2006-11-03T19:36:36Z")
[Jedis](http://maddstarwars.free.fr/images/photos/episode1/grand/obiwan.jpg) [are](http://www.hairweb.de/images-stars/liam-neeson.jpg) [hotter](http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/star_wars __episode_iii__ revenge_of_the_sith/samuel_l__jackson/wars.jpg). I mean, okay, [he](http://www.cybertronical.com/allsites/starwars/main/characters/darth_maul/dm4.jpg) was pretty badass, and okay, [he](http://www.wizards.com/starwars/images/count_dooku.jpg) wasn’t that bad-looking for an older guy, but [ew](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/light_sabe_r/sidious.jpg). Anakin was way better-looking [before](http://movies.radiofree.com/photos/star_wars_revenge_of_the_sith_23766.jpg) he [fell](http://dosan.skku.ac.kr/~sjkim/icons/Hobby/Figure/DarthVader(Medicom)_03.jpg). I am so shallow you could build a very tiny bridge over me. It is sad. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-decided-to-become-a-sith-lord/378852/29 "2006-11-03T20:03:38Z")
[QUOTE=Kythereia I am so shallow you could build a very tiny bridge over me. It is sad. :D[/QUOTE] Maybe a bridge so tiny that Yoda couldn’t walk across it? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-decided-to-become-a-sith-lord/378852/30 "2006-11-03T20:34:12Z")
[QUOTE=Kythereia] [Jedis](http://maddstarwars.free.fr/images/photos/episode1/grand/obiwan.jpg) [are](http://www.hairweb.de/images-stars/liam-neeson.jpg) [hotter](http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/star_wars __episode_iii__ revenge_of_the_sith/samuel_l__jackson/wars.jpg). [/QUOTE] Yeah, but they tend to get their ass kicked, because [Vader]Evil is cool and Good is dumb.[/Vader] and who can affoed to buy you the designer jeans then? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-decided-to-become-a-sith-lord/378852/31 "2006-11-04T16:12:46Z")
[QUOTE=Kythereia] [Jedis](http://maddstarwars.free.fr/images/photos/episode1/grand/obiwan.jpg) [are](http://www.hairweb.de/images-stars/liam-neeson.jpg) [hotter](http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/star_wars __episode_iii__ revenge_of_the_sith/samuel_l__jackson/wars.jpg). [/QUOTE] [I](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/Guinastasia/Obi%20Shots/PDVD_124a.jpg) [couldn’t](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/Guinastasia/Obi%20Shots/PDVD_045-2.jpg) [agree](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/Guinastasia/Ewan/obiwan2_promo.jpg) [with](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/Guinastasia/Ewan/obiwan5_promo.jpg) [you](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/Guinastasia/Ewan/benkenobiblueeyes.jpg) [more](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/Guinastasia/Ewan/obieyes4.jpg). 😉 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-decided-to-become-a-sith-lord/378852/32 "2006-11-04T22:20:05Z")
[VADER]I didn’t realize chicks liked large Cyclops warts.[/VADER] I can’t **breathe** in this thing! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-decided-to-become-a-sith-lord/378852.md?page=1)