# I have decided to start a slap-on-demand service

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-decided-to-start-a-slap-on-demand-service/596681>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 18, 2011, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-decided-to-start-a-slap-on-demand-service/596681 "2011-09-18T01:34:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-decided-to-start-a-slap-on-demand-service/596681/41 "2011-09-20T02:09:34Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Senior citizens should not be allowed discounts on frivolous items; the services of a slapbot are not vital to your life.

Might make it worth living, though.

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**Author:** ![4d3fect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/4d3fect/32/9728_2.png) [@4d3fect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/4d3fect)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-decided-to-start-a-slap-on-demand-service/596681/42 "2011-09-20T03:14:15Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> Or at least bots that administer a Boot To The Head.

Hah! Ti Kwan Leep FTW!!!

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**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-decided-to-start-a-slap-on-demand-service/596681/43 "2011-09-20T05:11:28Z")

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> [@rachelellogram](#):
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> …  
> Can I set up a weekly-recurring slap of the same person, to continue until their death in the indeterminate future? And do slapbots request or require tips?

> [@flatlined](#):
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> This. I’m so up for this 🙂

Aww, and I thought you both loved me. Would 20 % be OK?

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-decided-to-start-a-slap-on-demand-service/596681/44 "2011-09-20T12:07:04Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> I find this remark personally insulting. Eve is trying to make the world better, or at least help her individual clients; I am merely attempting to corrupt as many Dopers as possible and also recoup my investment on the slapbots.

:smack: Gaaah: I’ve messed up already .. no, don’t send in slapbots .. I’ll just budget for mandatory life coach classes.

😃

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