# I Have Dodged A BULLET!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 2, 2003, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dodged-a-bullet/165922 "2003-04-02T07:34:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dodged-a-bullet/165922/21 "2003-04-03T18:36:53Z")
[Here is Sean Connery in a kilt.](http://www.dlynnwaldron.com/Sir_Sean_Connery.jpg) Smart looking outfit. O ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dodged-a-bullet/165922/22 "2003-04-04T06:07:42Z")
Gee, and here I thought the answer to my question would be, “lipstick.” That’s an old joke, though. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dodged-a-bullet/165922/23 "2003-04-04T06:44:14Z")
[hijack]Hey Tuckerfan! I just drove through Gallatin earlier today. I was on the way back to Huntsville from Kentucky and decided to try to beat Nashville rush-hour traffic by taking backroads around the city. It didn’t work. I was behind every slow person in Tennessee. Drive was nice, though. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dodged-a-bullet/165922/24 "2003-04-04T07:39:34Z")
Keep honking, I’m reloading. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dodged-a-bullet/165922.md?page=1)