# I have DTF photos!  On-line.  NOW!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 2, 2001, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101 "2001-11-02T09:15:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/1 "2001-11-02T09:15:26Z")

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We can’t all wait for **SPOOFE Bo Peep** to get off his duff and post his 77 alleged photos, so I went out today and bought a scanner (a Lexmark X83, for those who care), and scanned 57 of my photos from DTF. To view them, go to [the first picture](http://albums.photopoint.com/j/ViewPhoto?u=1157800&a=13942285&p=55922066&f=0) and look at them one by one with the little orange arrows above the photo. And be sure to read the captions because i didn’t spend the last hour writing them for my health. (Alternately, you can view [thumbnails of the whole album](http://albums.photopoint.com/j/AlbumIndex?u=1157800&a=13942285&f=). Try the “Album Viewer”, it rocks.)

Someday, the prophecies tell us, **SPOOFE Bo AndArrow** will get around to posting his alleged photos. Until then, please enjoy mine (and [**Demo** ’s](http://www.mindspring.com/~vincegonzales/DTF/)) and _let me know which ones you like!_

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/2 "2001-11-02T09:20:56Z")

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It wasn’t tequila. I was jetlagged. Yeah, that’s it. Jetlagged.

😉

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/3 "2001-11-02T09:49:16Z")

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Cool photos and captions, **JoeyHemlock**!

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/4 "2001-11-02T10:15:06Z")

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Is it just me, or does Monster104 look like Edge from the wwf?

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**Author:** ![Xerxes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/d2c977/32.png) [@Xerxes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xerxes)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/5 "2001-11-02T10:25:06Z")

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Joey - I wasn’t there (tho’ I wish I had been) but, should you ever come to the UK I owe you beer(s) for those photos. Enjoyed them immensely. Especially the one of you and Fort Joey [sub]hee hee hee[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/6 "2001-11-02T10:57:29Z")

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What a wonderful time that was! I can’t wait to do it again, really.

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/7 "2001-11-02T13:38:56Z")

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I love you, **Joey**. And I only look hideous in 1 photo, which is the cleavage one, so who cares, really? 😉

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/8 "2001-11-02T14:06:31Z")

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Important safety tip for people viewing at work:

**DO NOT LOOK AT PICTURE 33!**

Thank you. That is all.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/9 "2001-11-02T14:09:44Z")

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Joey, great pics! I laughed my ass off at your captions. 😃

I’ll pick up my pics tomorrow, would you host them if I deliver them to you in scanned form?

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/10 "2001-11-02T14:37:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> \*\*Joey, great pics! I laughed my ass off at your captions. 😃
> 
> I’ll pick up my pics tomorrow, would you host them if I deliver them to you in scanned form? \*\*

Oh, good idea. Joey, I can send you mine (that I sent to Spoofe) if you want to put them up for me?

Great captions! Only one, um, complaint: You should have warned us about #33 😛

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/11 "2001-11-02T14:40:39Z")

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Great job, Joey. I love your captions.

Jim

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**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/12 "2001-11-02T14:49:34Z")

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Joey, reading your captions only makes me love you more.

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**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/13 "2001-11-02T14:56:54Z")

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Gaaah! Number 33! I’m **blind**!

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**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/14 "2001-11-02T15:16:27Z")

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Photo 33 is my new desktop!

Thanks Joey, sweetie pie. Be my boyfriend.

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**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/15 "2001-11-02T15:27:09Z")

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Joey and Katie, sitting in a tree…

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**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/16 "2001-11-02T15:40:53Z")

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Oh God! The “tree” photo isn’t in there is it?

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**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/17 "2001-11-02T15:41:24Z")

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GAH!!

ThinkAss! ThinkAss!

::runs out of thread::

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/18 "2001-11-02T15:45:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by John Corrado \*  
> \*\*Gaaah! Number 33! I’m **blind**! \*\*

Hey, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/19 "2001-11-02T15:46:52Z")

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Depending on my ambition or lack thereof, mine may or may not make be up this weekend.

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/20 "2001-11-02T16:06:35Z")

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Number 33…the horror…the horror… :eek: I am gonna have to spend a loooong time looking at Porc’s cleavage shot to make up for that one 😃

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