# I have DTF photos!  On-line.  NOW!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 2, 2001, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101 "2001-11-02T09:15:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/21 "2001-11-02T16:11:53Z")

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I suppose it could have been worse.  
He could have been SPREADING instead of clenching.

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/22 "2001-11-02T16:12:31Z")

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Ha! Those were great Joey! #33 has scarred me for life, though.

😃

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/23 "2001-11-02T16:20:03Z")

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I’ve got a baaaad feeling about this…

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/24 "2001-11-02T16:27:37Z")

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Great photos! It looks like Katiefest was a blast… errr I mean DopeToberFest 😃

I’m bummed I didn’t go. There are quite a few dopers I would like to meet. Of course I can barely meet the dopers in tampa let alone the rest of the world but it’s still a nice thought.

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**Author:** ![Tretiak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Tretiak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tretiak)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/25 "2001-11-02T17:05:16Z")

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Joey gives good head.

Nice job JH.

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**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/26 "2001-11-02T17:23:22Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \*  
> \*\*Is it just me, or does Monster104 look like Edge from the wwf? \*\*

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!  
I could NOT figure out who it reminded me of!

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**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/27 "2001-11-02T18:00:38Z")

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Is it just me, or does Thinksnow’s ass look like Bret Hart? I’m sorry for the lack of warning at #33. I wasn’t thinking about people viewing at work (part of the dangers of being unemployed, I guess).

**Coldfire** and **Mauvaise** , if you’d like to e-mail me your photos, I’ll be happy to post them. I’m sure **SPOOFE Bo Bridges** will have his up soon, though. My e-mail is [joey.hemlock@att.net](mailto:joey.hemlock@att.net).

**Katie** : Of course I’ll be your boyfriend! **Everyone else** who said nice things: Of course I’ll be your boyfriend! Ummm, I mean “thanks”.

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**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/28 "2001-11-02T18:05:34Z")

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Large reward to whoever posts the first pic of Coldfire.

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**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/29 "2001-11-02T18:10:10Z")

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I have a photo of **Coldfire** right here, but I’ve got no scanner. I’ll just enjoy it all by myself.

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/30 "2001-11-02T18:15:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by beckwall \*  
> \*\*Large reward to whoever posts the first pic of Coldfire. \*\*

I have a photo of Cloggy, but until I get home after work and email them to Joey and he posts them… well, you’re SOL 🙂

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**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/31 "2001-11-02T18:23:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by katiekilldare \*  
> \*\*I have a photo of **Coldfire** right here, but I’ve got no scanner. I’ll just enjoy it all by myself. \*\*

**katie** , i’ve been enjoying some photos of you “all by myself”. Boyfriends can do that.

(Oh, and this is my 500th post. Feel special!)

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/32 "2001-11-02T18:25:20Z")

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Did anyone else notice that Joey Hemlock’s head seems to be so huge it has it’s own gravitational pull.

Did Spoofe forget to bathe? bad breath? what?

oh and pic # 33, just might become my new desktop as well.😛

Great pics and captions.

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/33 "2001-11-02T18:32:09Z")

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Not to promote my ass anymore than necessary, but, if you feel you simply must stare, there is a much better shot you can see in the OhDope thread, courtesy of **MissCreant** with the assist from **Sophie**.

**Spoofe** needs to get a move-on with those shots…I’m sure a Star Trek fan would have had them up by now. 😃

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/34 "2001-11-02T20:23:02Z")

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Not only do I have photos of Coldie from LA that I will be putting up later, if you click the little red house at the bottom of this post you can see my photos of him from Amsterdam (you’ll have to click on the Amsterdam directory).

So, do I win the prize?

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/35 "2001-11-02T21:33:01Z")

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My pictures sent to Joey. Let’s see if he _cough_ loses the one of him asleep on the bathroom floor 😉

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**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/36 "2001-11-02T23:58:38Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \*  
> \*\*My pictures sent to Joey. Let’s see if he _cough_ loses the one of him asleep on the bathroom floor 😉 \*\*

Don’t worry, i left it in. Now available for viewing are Mauvaise’s 26 photos, all cropped and ready for viewing. You can view [the first one](http://albums.photopoint.com/j/ViewPhoto?u=1157800&a=13944620&p=55943448&f=0) and step through, or you can view [thumbnails of the whole album](http://albums.photopoint.com/j/AlbumIndex?u=1157800&a=13944620&f=0).

As always, the real highlights are the captions. TOOT TOOT! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/37 "2001-11-03T00:15:39Z")

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The captions _are_ the highlights, JOEY. What a hoot! 🙂

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**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/38 "2001-11-03T01:15:58Z")

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We have a winner! Great pics Mauvaise (and Joey), and the close-up of Coldfire’s nametag is genius.

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**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/39 "2001-11-03T01:19:28Z")

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I expected the Joey-passed-out-on-the-bathroom-floor photo to be deliciously embarrassing for Mr. Hemlock (although, I can’t see how he could possibly beat the seaweed photo; that was faaaaabulous). But that photo’s not embarrassing at all! That could be _anyone_ passed out in Joey’s bathroom, all wrapped up in a cocoon.

(My 500th post! All for Joey!)

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-dtf-photos-on-line-now/91101/40 "2001-11-03T01:48:30Z")

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**Joey** , will you marry me?

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