# I have found God ... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 12, 2014, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-god/701147 "2014-10-12T21:56:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2014, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-god/701147/1 "2014-10-12T21:56:42Z")
… in [this image of the galactic center](http://www.robgendlerastropics.com/MWCenterLL.html). He is at the bottom edge, well over towards the right, with his left arm cocked against his hip and his right apparently protecting his crotch. He appears to be wearing some kind of hat, possibly a fez with a feather in it, and has a big walrus mustache. “My God, it’s full of stars!” All donations to my new religion are welcome, but you will have to buy your own fez. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2014, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-god/701147/2 "2014-10-12T21:59:39Z")
When come back bring pareidolia. ---
**Author:** ![Motorgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Motorgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Motorgirl)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2014, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-god/701147/3 "2014-10-12T22:01:16Z")
Does he also have a glowing left nipple, or am I looking at the wrong part of the image? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2014, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-god/701147/4 "2014-10-12T22:02:16Z")
I’m convinced. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2014, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-god/701147/5 "2014-10-12T22:04:00Z")
I don’t think that’s a mustache – I think God’s a minotaur. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2014, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-god/701147/6 "2014-10-12T23:09:31Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > I don’t think that’s a mustache – I think God’s a minotaur. Heretic! ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2014, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-god/701147/7 "2014-10-12T23:28:02Z")
> [@njtt](#): > > … in [this image of the galactic center](http://www.robgendlerastropics.com/MWCenterLL.html). He is at the bottom edge, well over towards the right, with his left arm cocked against his hip and his right apparently protecting his crotch. He appears to be wearing some kind of hat, possibly a fez with a feather in it, and has a big walrus mustache. > > “My God, it’s full of stars!” > > All donations to my new religion are welcome, but you will have to buy your own fez. Hmm. My God has the same stance as yours, but he doesn’t sport a mustache or a fez. He does have a Mohawk hairstyle, and appears to be a member of Starfleet. ---
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-god/701147/8 "2014-10-13T00:06:51Z")
I see nothing. I’m demonically possessed. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-god/701147/9 "2014-10-13T00:50:28Z")
[Find the Popes in the Pizza.](http://vimeo.com/59509411) ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-god/701147/10 "2014-10-13T00:58:19Z")
God… The Almighty & Omnipotent Being of Yore and Lore… …wears a ROBIN mask!? :dubious: Holy Fashion Faux Fas, NJTT!!! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-god/701147/11 "2014-10-13T02:51:56Z")
Was he behind the couch? ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-god/701147/12 "2014-10-13T03:03:35Z")
I have also found God. And he [found Waldo](http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/God-knows-where-Waldo-is.jpg)\*. \*_Or Wally, as he was originally called, and then was renamed in the US for some ridiculous reason_ ---
**Author:** ![dada2fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ccd318/32.png) [@dada2fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dada2fish)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-god/701147/13 "2014-10-13T03:52:49Z")
On my shower curtain there is a repeated series of patterns that includes Ozzy Osborne’s face circa mid-80’s. The things you discover while sitting on the throne. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-god/701147/14 "2014-10-13T04:33:03Z")
Fezzes are cool. Alternatively: What does God need with a cup? ---
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-god/701147/15 "2014-10-13T05:06:40Z")
> [@njtt](#): > > Heretic! 6 posts and one hour and 13 minutes and we already have a schism. Can holy war and bloodshed be far behind? ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-god/701147/16 "2014-10-13T05:15:58Z")
Ooohh! I see a horsey! Seriously, way cool image. Thanks for posting it, **njjt!** ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-god/701147/17 "2014-10-13T05:30:42Z")
On further inspection, I see a goddess, seated on a bench, in the lower center. That red mass. She’s either wearing a winged helmet or it’s windy where she is and she has a scepter made of four white stars. And her boobies glow. Not great posture but who am I to criticize a goddess? I think she may be about to give **nttj’s** god what-for as soon as she thinks of a suitable course of action. Maybe the schism is schisming is bigger than any of us thought? ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-god/701147/18 "2014-10-13T15:56:04Z")
What about the stern looking guy with the long grey beard? I also found a big red Rolling Stones logo and Satan. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-god/701147/19 "2014-10-13T15:57:42Z")
> [@susan](#): > > When come back bring pareidolia. Why? It was brought the first time. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-god/701147/20 "2014-10-13T16:15:35Z")
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