# I have found The Official SDMB Astro-Goat. We Launch At Dawn. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 4, 2006, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-the-official-sdmb-astro-goat-we-launch-at-dawn/355377 "2006-05-04T12:58:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-the-official-sdmb-astro-goat-we-launch-at-dawn/355377/21 "2006-05-05T00:24:01Z")
“Gentlemen, we must not allow an astro-goat gap!” ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-the-official-sdmb-astro-goat-we-launch-at-dawn/355377/22 "2006-06-02T14:28:35Z")
> [@vibrotronica](#): > > “Gentlemen, we must not allow an astro-goat gap!” Someone has stolen a march on us in Barnyard Astronautics! [http://hjnews.townnews.com/articles/2006/06/01/news/news01.txt](http://hjnews.townnews.com/articles/2006/06/01/news/news01.txt) A cow! With a jet pack! ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-the-official-sdmb-astro-goat-we-launch-at-dawn/355377/23 "2006-06-02T19:34:08Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > This Goat has got Moxie. Man. That jackass, Penn is going to be _pissed._ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-the-official-sdmb-astro-goat-we-launch-at-dawn/355377.md?page=1)