# I have found the WORST low-budget hooter movie!

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**Created:** [April 19, 2004, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-the-worst-low-budget-hooter-movie/240788 "2004-04-19T06:38:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-the-worst-low-budget-hooter-movie/240788/1 "2004-04-19T06:38:15Z")

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So last night, I’m flipping channels on cable at a friend’s house while trying to fall asleep. And I discover [THIS](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0323108/) masterpiece.

_Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String_.

Here’s the “plot” :

The wizard Smirnoff sends a handful of Throbbits (Dildo Saggins, Horny, and Spam) to destroy the G-String (one to bind them, huh?). Along the way, they have to do battle for the evil wizard Sourass. Sourass, as his name implies, casts spells by farting on people. The jokes (I’m assuming there are supposed to BE jokes) fall flat. The acting is below-porn quality. And that’s saying something.

I’m one of those people that are willing to give a flier to really cheesy movies, especially if the sex scenes are okay.

Guess what? This was phoned in, too. The sex was forced. Again, porn-style sex seems more realistic. It was 85% of each person rubbing themselves on their hips. The nipple-grabbing and gyrating couldn’t have been more forced if it were at gunpoint.

I understand that there are people who will watch anything (hell, _I_ watched the damn thing last night. But how in the bloody hell did this things get green-lighted?

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**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-the-worst-low-budget-hooter-movie/240788/2 "2004-04-19T07:12:13Z")

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Believe it or not **Playmate of the Apes** was much much worse. At least you could kinda laugh at parts of GString in a mocking I can’t believe this shit way.

But Playmate caused physical pain to watch. (I think they are made by the same people and have several of the same actresses)

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-found-the-worst-low-budget-hooter-movie/240788/3 "2004-04-19T07:34:13Z")

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I saw the box at the video store, but I refused to pick it up as I knew I would be corrupted by its dark power even as I tried to do good.