# I have GOT to get one of these!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-got-to-get-one-of-these/300425>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 21, 2005, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-got-to-get-one-of-these/300425 "2005-04-21T15:38:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2005, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-got-to-get-one-of-these/300425/1 "2005-04-21T15:38:35Z")

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Absolutely perfect for driving in Houston traffic!!

The Ultimate SUV

Windows Media Player needed

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2005, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-got-to-get-one-of-these/300425/2 "2005-04-21T16:24:13Z")

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That is coooooooool.

I just want the flip up lap top thingie.

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2005, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-got-to-get-one-of-these/300425/3 "2005-04-21T16:28:47Z")

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Any descriptions for us poor souls at work who daren’t play a video right now?

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**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-got-to-get-one-of-these/300425/4 "2005-04-21T17:12:32Z")

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> [@Ponder Stibbons](#):
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> Any descriptions for us poor souls at work who daren’t play a video right now?

Picture a Suburban with a retractable roof and a 50 caliber machine gun on an elevated rotating platform controlled by a targeting laptop computer and joystick in the “shotgun” seat.

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**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2005, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-got-to-get-one-of-these/300425/5 "2005-04-21T17:20:49Z")

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Here’s a traffic report:  
“this morning the Southwest Freeway is in it’s usual parking lot mode… oh my god!!!”

Cool toy!!!

Unclviny

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2005, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-got-to-get-one-of-these/300425/6 "2005-04-21T17:34:52Z")

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Wow. I want one. Preferrably with a 40mm cannon. Not that I’d have any use for it, it’d just be cool to have.

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**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2005, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-have-got-to-get-one-of-these/300425/7 "2005-04-21T21:25:59Z")

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Now THERE is a justification for the Second Amendment!!

“No sporting purpose” my a$$…